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Emo

Me people call me emo.

Older cousin: Why?

Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.

Crash

Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?

Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...

Orphan

An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."

Parent

I've been looking for my parents for years.

For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.

Memes

Morgue

Mom: “Guess where I’m taking you, son!”

Son: “To the playground?”

Mom: “No, to the morgue.”

Fortnite

Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.

Orphan

Why don't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Orphan

I went up to an orphan and asked where their parents were--they stared.

Chair

Dad: Where is my son?

Son: Come join me with musical chairs, except we stand on them.

Dad: Ok, so do we put this round our neck?

Son: YES!

Mum: AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Batman

Where would Batman get his freak on at? The Batcave or the bat strip club?

Mama

Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.

Base

The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.