Wheres jokes
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
Where's freshfry when I need him? :(
Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
Where's your mom at?
Prince, where are you? Please talk to me! I swear I love you!
What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.
Dad: Where is my son?
Son: Come join me with musical chairs, except we stand on them.
Dad: Ok, so do we put this round our neck?
Son: YES!
Mum: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
I went up to an orphan and asked where their parents were--they stared.
I wanna see this pic of me in a bra! Where do I find it?
The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.
How names were named.
"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."
"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
My wife and I watched the movie Indecent Proposal last night. Afterwards, I asked her if she'd sleep with Robert Redford for $1,000,000. She said, "Sure, but where am I gonna get that kind of money?"
A house has a crack. A guy covers it with Plaster of Paris.\n\nHouse: "Where the heck am I supposed to do my shit now?"
Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?
There, there, over there, and over here too.
Where's your off button?
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
Silly joke! Where’s my natcho? You have it :excuse me it’s nacho cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.