Wheres jokes
My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.
Where can you find the most dads?
Milk Island.
Where's is the candy, sir???
Over there.
(kid steps in van)
I don't see any candy.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
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My wife said to me, "You really have no sense of direction, do you?"
I said, "Where the fuck did that come from?!"
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
A project where people get lined up to be changed.
RYAN MY BELOVED SON WHERE ARE YOU?
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
Mom: “Guess where I’m taking you, son!”
Son: “To the playground?”
Mom: “No, to the morgue.”
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
I've been looking for my parents for years.
For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.
Where's freshfry when I need him? :(