Wheres jokes
Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.
Prince, where are you? Please talk to me! I swear I love you!
Where would Batman get his freak on at? The Batcave or the bat strip club?
The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.
Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?
There, there, over there, and over here too.
Memes
Antisocial
Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?
To the I.C.U.
Where's your off button?
Me: Hey, were you born on a highway?
My enemy: Uh, no, why?
Me: Because that’s where most accidents happen.
CIA: Where's your head at?
JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.
Where do dogs go when their tails fall off?
To the retail store.
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
How names were named.
"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."
"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"
My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
Where's your mom at?
You ever try sexting with AI? Every time I type “I’m coming,” it replies, “Coming where? Need directions?”