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Batman

Where would Batman get his freak on at? The Batcave or the bat strip club?

Base

The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.

Land Mine

Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?

There, there, over there, and over here too.

Memes

Accident

Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?

To the I.C.U.

Accident

Me: Hey, were you born on a highway?

My enemy: Uh, no, why?

Me: Because that’s where most accidents happen.

Wife

There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.

Kid

Where do religious kids practice sports?

In the prayground.

Dog

Where do dogs go when their tails fall off?

To the retail store.

Name

How names were named.

"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."

"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"

Girlfriend

My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.

AI

You ever try sexting with AI? Every time I type “I’m coming,” it replies, “Coming where? Need directions?”

Rabbit

Little Johnny attends school regularly and often brings a box of sultanas as a gift to his favorite teacher.

One morning Little Johnny attends class without a box of sultanas.

The teacher enquires, why Johnny "where is my box of sultanas?"

Johnny replied, "Sorry, miss, my rabbit died."