Wheres

Wheres jokes

Orphan

An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."

Crash

Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?

Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...

Fortnite

Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.

Orphan

Why don't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Memes

Morgue

Mom: “Guess where I’m taking you, son!”

Son: “To the playground?”

Mom: “No, to the morgue.”

Direction

My wife said to me, "You really have no sense of direction, do you?"

I said, "Where the fuck did that come from?!"

Dog

Where do dogs go when their tails fall off?

To the retail store.

Website

Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.

Orphan

Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!

Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.

Teacher: Why not?

Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.

Cow

Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?

A: Home to see their mama!

Chair

Dad: Where is my son?

Son: Come join me with musical chairs, except we stand on them.

Dad: Ok, so do we put this round our neck?

Son: YES!

Mum: AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Orphan

I went up to an orphan and asked where their parents were--they stared.