Kristen Stewart's Virginity Source

Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.

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Hey, dummy! It's like, Kristen Stewart didn't just pop out of nowhere, duh! She got her virginity from her parents, just like she got her looks, probably. It's a family thing, ya know? You probably wouldn't get it, though, since you look like you were born in a trash can.

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Neyo Cunningham.

5 years ago

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