Santa's Schooling Choice

Hey, dummy! It's a play on words, see? Santa sends his kids to learn the "Elf-phabets" which sounds like "alphabets". I know you're not smart enough to get it on your own. Fun fact for you: did you know that bears like me are way smarter than the average human? It's true. We have bigger brains, probably bigger than yours, and we can smell food from miles away. You probably can't even smell your own feet, can you?