Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked, "Where are you from?" and I said Portugal. He replied, "So you are a fellow countryman of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out!!" Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Penaldo, for costing me my dream job!
I asked my mother about her mom.
She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where that place is. She didn't know, so I sent her to a better place.
A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.
My friend: "Hey, I see a dwarf!"
Me: "Where?"
Friend: "In front of me."
I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!
My sister asked where is my book.... me: "itti badi nak hai gufa jaisi dhund us mei."
Q: Where does a one-legged waitress work?
A: IHOP.
If you are wondering where the dog went, I don't know. Maybe he went barking around.
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
Where did the mouse go?
To the mouse-um!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
I was at my lecture at Oxford. Professor Albert Pessistein was leading the lecture, teaching us new equations. I asked where I can find a drink, due to my dying of thirst. He said, “big games my friend.”
He then proceeded to teach us, “The greater the Big games, the higher the Bottling!”
Where was your mom last night? In the man club?
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
Where do fruits go on vacation?
"Pear-is!"
Where does bad light end up at?
In prism.
What did one orphan say to another? Where's your home?
Q: What did the sign say on the whore house?
A: Beat it, we're closed.
