Wheres jokes
You were born on the freeway, you know why?
Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
"Where are you? I need to throw you out because Mum said to take out the trash."
A child asks his teacher to go to the toilet.
"Before you go, recite the alphabet," the teacher says.
"a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z"
"Good, but where's the p?"
"Running down my leg."
Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.
You wonder where my dad is.
Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Where did Susie go after the bomb exploded?
Everywhere.
I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extremely handicapped.
I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables".
A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money.
Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole.
The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money.
The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money, you worthless old fart?”
A man had moved to a new country with his dog and with basic understanding of the language. One day he heard people talking about a place for dogs, so he took his dog there, telling them he wanted his dog to be groomed.
The man behind the counter responded with "yes happy dog, come back in little hours." So the man left and came back a couple hours later. When he asked about his dog, he was given a box of jerky. He found out "Happy Dog" was the name of the place where dogs become food.
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?
Where do kittens go on a field trip?
The meowseum.
There are some questionable candies out there, such as:
"All I want is a good Blow Pop."
"I don’t even want to know where that Butterfinger has been."
"If you do, you’ll probably end up with tasting the rainbow."
"Nobody wants to bite into an O’Henry."
"Or adopt Three Musketeers."
"Or even end up with a Sour Patch."
A drunk walks into a bar and sees a beautiful woman at the other end of the bar and says, "Bartender, I want to buy that douchebag a drink."
The bartender says, "You can't talk like that! This is a respectable establishment, I'm going to throw you out!"
The drunk says, "Okay, I'm sorry. I'd like to buy the lady a drink."
The bartender goes to where the woman is sitting and says, "The, ah, gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you a drink, what will it be?"
She says, "Vinegar and water."
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
Where do dogs go when their tails fall off?
To the retail store.
My dad left for milk 4 hours ago, anyone know where he is?