When jokes
What did the mechanic say to the other mechanic when he broke the car?
"How will we wrench ourselves out of this?"
What did the skeleton say when the other skeleton lied to him?
"You can't lie to me! I can see right through you!"
Bully: Shut up.
Me: I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
Memes
Me when I know its my last day of being a cow and I already hate my life
Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?
Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.
Cancer kids be like: "When I grow up... lol nevermind."
This joke never gets old. Just like the child.
The cashier kicked me out because when he asked for 99 cents, I gave him 99 scents.
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
What's the difference between a woman and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣