When jokes
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
Are you a haunted house?
Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.
I wasn’t close to my dad when he died. It’s a good thing he stepped on a land mine.
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.
Memes
so true look down
The moment when you're too depressed to fantasize about death--it's so tiring.
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
Why are orphans so successful?
When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.
What first went through Sally’s head when the Nazis came?
A bullet.
People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!
1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
When you find out your great grandpa killed Hitler.
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.
Why couldn’t Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?
Because she was wearing mittens.
Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.