When jokes
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."
Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”?
Like we get it, bro, she’s underage.
Bully: Shut up.
Me: I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.
My lesbian friends bought me a nice watch for my birthday. I think they got confused when I said, "I wanna watch."
Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.
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When i find out
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.
My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
Why are orphans so successful?
When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
When you find out your great grandpa killed Hitler.
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.
Why couldn’t Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?
Because she was wearing mittens.
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.