When jokes

I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.

A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.

When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"

Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"

Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.

Q: When a chip gets popped, what happens to it?

A: It gets pooped out of the bag.

You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.

Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought you can mix too.

The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.

You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.

Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

What does a depressed person say when they're happy?

"..."

Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.

I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.

Warning! Cringe Alert!

What happens when you leave your phone at jail?

It becomes a cell phone.

Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.

Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.

Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.

What’s it called when an orphan takes a photo?

A family picture.

What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation.

When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science