When jokes

How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?

The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Glock, glock.

What does your mom say when she is working?

Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.

What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?

"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"

Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.

Your mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."

Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.

You should wear binoculars when calculating. It helps divide.

Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."

When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.

I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?

What does a pumpkin need when it's hurt? A pumpkin patch.

Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"

Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.

You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.

Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!

What does a depressed person say when they're happy?

"..."

You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.