When jokes
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.
When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.
When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.
Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"
You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?
When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?
"Aaah, a ghost!"
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."