When jokes

Sister

    • Hi guys, jokes for sister.

    So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.

    Incest

    • My family is lucky I was born so smart. Every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.

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    • Mama

    • Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus.

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    • When memes

    Emo

    • What do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?

    Showing them the ropes.

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    • Self Harm

    • I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times. 😏

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    • Truck

    • "Luck of the Irish my ass, I just blew a tranny and an engine in my truck both in the same week... Boy it really ruined my day when they found out about each other."

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    • Sans

    • Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?

    Because a SANSET is happening.

    Nursery Rhyme

    • "Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.... All the king's horses and all the king's men, COULDN'T PUT HUMPTY TOGETHER AGAIN."

    "Rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock when the bough breaks the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all

    Rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock

    when the bough breaks the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all"

    Anyone else finding the hidden horror in these?

    Teacher

    • I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.

    Orphan

    • When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣

    Cardboard box

    • I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes.

    The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

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    • Letter

    • When I hired a Asian detective to see if my wife was cheating on me, I got this letter:

    Mr. Wong - I see he, so I climb up tree. He knock on door and she let him in. She talks to him, he talks to she. He undresses she, she undresses he. She plays with he, he plays with she. I play with me, I fall out tree, I no see... No fee.

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