When jokes
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
When you get injured 😢
When you get injured in America 😭😭😭😭💵💵💵💵💵🏩🏩🏩
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!🍭"
Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.
What happens when you hear about Mary Brittain beating a Thomas?
You cook spaghetti with his blood!