When jokes

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.

Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.

Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.

What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?

A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.

When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.

My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was useless in bed.

Should have seen her face when they all disagreed.

My girlfriend sent “a let’s break up text” right when I was done editing our pics.

My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”

Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom, I checked inside her ham sandwich, and there were fresh drugs.

When I have a staring contest, I always win.

Every day, I see blind people who hate me.

Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?

'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.

Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"

You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.

OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.

The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.

Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.

Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"

What does a baby and a grenade have in common?

They both make a noise when you throw them.

When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"

"Sure."

"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"

"What?"

"They both get thrown out."