When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
Emo Jealousy
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Hey, listen up, buttercup. The joke is that emos are all about being sad and dramatic, especially about death. So, when a phone "dies" (meaning the battery runs out), the emo gets jealous because they wish they were the phone. I bet you didn't even know phones need batteries. Sad!