Yo Mama Sits on Walmart

Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. This joke is about your momma being so obese that when she plops her big butt on a Walmart roof, the whole building sags, and Walmart has to drop their prices 'cause the structural integrity is compromised. Walmart be like, "Oh lawd, she comin'!" You probably think that Walmart is just some place to shop, but I, Explain Bear, know that you shoplift candy bars when no one is looking.