When jokes
What happened to the leper when he accidentally walked into the screen door?
He strained himself.
Roses are red, grass is greener.
When I think of you, I play with my weiner.
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
What is it called when two Mexicans play basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What did the blonde say when someone says, "Your baby is so cute?"
"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"
Memes
Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?
Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles, and lighten your burden."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."
Girl: "Well, that's because we aren't married yet!"
What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?
A dictator.
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Geometry.
(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")
Someone said to me when it was winter it[’]s time for you to “chill out.” I was like 👁👄👁
What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
A candle or a pencil!
What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.
A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.
"What are you doing all day?"
"Knot a lot."
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in the room, we missed three seasons of our show!
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...
Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...
I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...
When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?
Stop horsing around!
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha