When jokes
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because when he was told "go big or go home," he only had one option.
How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke?
When it leaves you and never comes back.
When you're lonely, watch a scary movie. You won’t feel lonely anymore!
Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.
Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?
Because there is a family reunion.
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
When you get injured 😢
When you get injured in America 😭😭😭😭💵💵💵💵💵🏩🏩🏩
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!🍭"
Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"
Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."