When jokes
Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...
Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...
I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...
When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
What do you call it when orphans take a family photo? A selfie!
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait/A selfie.
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
People are like trees. They fall when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If you woodchuck on the world with that, you have a really deep in, and he says goodbye. When he says goodbye, you're like, "if you."
When you are sitting outside at school and this boy comes up to you with a rock in his hand and says, "Do you know where Mrs. Stewart is at?"
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"
What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?
"Aaah, a ghost!"
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.