When jokes

When are you from Iowa? You know!!! 🚗

When you're from Arkansas, you know! Door!

When are you from Kansas? You know!!! 🐌

When do you go to the store?

UVUALA!!!!!

When are you from Alabama? You know!!! 🐩

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

"Where's my tractor!"

What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map?

"Can you give me some pointers?"

What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?

One won't scream when you remove their meat.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

"Where's my tractor!"

What do bubbles get when they’re sick?

The suds.

When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"

What does a car have when it's very itchy?

A road rash.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the iPod...

SHE MADE THE IPAD!!!!!!!

"Don't sneeze!"

Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.

Also,

"It dangles and swung!"

Language art quizzes are the best.

What's the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight?

When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren't at a UFC event, you're watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.

Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.

Where did Sally go when she went in the minefield?

Everywhere.

What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?

A tromBONE.

Which legendary Dutch wanderer slept for twenty years, except when he got up to pee?

Rip Van Tinkle.

Do chiropractors have to pay back taxes?

Only when they file jointly.