When jokes
Every depressed person just has to say, "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE!" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child, and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building.
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
With a taste test.
Your dad is so f**king fat that when he bends over and comes back up, it's the next day.
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
Nana when Zane kisses her in her mind: [Insert Chiwawa Scream!]
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
My cousin: “How’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when you’re at softball practice?!”
Me: “Lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”
My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realizes I've replaced the bed with a trampoline!
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?
The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! 💀💀
Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in some laundry...
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"
Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...
Yo mama so ugly that when Hello Kitty saw her, she said, "Goodbye!"