When jokes

What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:

Here comes the airplane.

The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.

What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.

I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"

I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3

Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."

What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide?

When exactly my cult members drink the Kool-Aid.

Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."

What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?

One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.

What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?

Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.

A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."

Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."

Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.

Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."

When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?

What do guns and gum have in common?

When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.

How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke?

When it leaves you and never comes back.

When you're lonely, watch a scary movie. You won’t feel lonely anymore!

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"

Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"

Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!

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