When jokes
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk.
Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.
One man's trash is another man's treasure, he said when he found out his parents split up and he is being adopted.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, I didn’t laugh, but the floor cracked up.
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.
When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?
The grass was tickling his balls.
Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?
A: At least one does something when it is triggered.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter.
You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.