When jokes
Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.
Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.
Emos get jealous when their phone dies.
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
What do guns and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,
The present: Laundry.
*gunshot*