When jokes
Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.
How did the cookie πͺ feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter.
Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?
Because there is a family reunion.
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
Me when the your, uh, uhhhh, when your me when the your, uhhh, uhhhhh, mom.
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because when he was told "go big or go home," he only had one option.
Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.
When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,
The present: Laundry.
*gunshot*
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.
When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.