When jokes
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
What did Allah say when he created the universe?
-Allahu akbar!!!
What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison? I feel like a kid again.
I braced myself when I got in the car, but then I realized my wife wasn't driving.
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
A farmer counted 196 cows in the field.
But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
When I saw a dead body on the ground and my editor was filming, I told him to censor that a-hole. When I saw the completed product, he censored me. Then I killed him.
What noise does Stephen Hawking make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune.
What did the koala do when he was too educated?
He ran away from koalapidia.
So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at your pun?
Looks like someone's funny bone is broken. 😁
Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.
Why are blinds called blinds?
Because when they aren’t closed, they are blinding!
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
What is it called when someone is in a wheelchair and in a fire?
Hot Wheels...
I love fire. My friends love it too. When I set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.
Aiden and Gwen! Are Aiden and Gwen dating? 'Cause if they are, then oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Kenya says: Yes, they are deep in love!
Tenya says: Yeah, but I think he would be good with Hoochie girl 101!
Gwen says: Guys stop! You really think that!
Tenya and Kenya say: Yes!
Kariah says: No! I belong with him. He is MINEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Mariah says: Girl, you need to grow up!
Tenya says: Yeah! When are you guys getting married?
Lariah says: YEAH!!!!!!
Iariah says: Yeah!!!!!!!
Gwen says: Next Sunday!
All girls say: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Next Sunday, they got married! YAYAYAYYAYAYAY!
Mariah says: Congrats!
Kenya says: Yeah!
Kariah says: Hi Aiden, super cute tux!
Lariah says: Wooohoooo!
Iariah says: Yeah! U won it!
Tenya: This is you guys' time to shine!!!!!!!!
And they lived happily ever after...in hell! The end!
Are you a haunted house?
Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.