When jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.

What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?

Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.

A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."

Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."

What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.

Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.

When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.

Twin Towers are on fire.

The terrorist has a streak of two.

When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.

But you know you live alone.

When babies kick their mother, it's okay, but when I do it, it's a crime...

When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.

I think about my life, and then I think about death. I prefer death. If you ask me, life is just a time when you die. Basically, death is life, meaningless 0-0.

Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.

I'm so poor that when robbers break into my house,

they bring me things. <_>

Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.

When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?

When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.

Teacher says, "Okay class, today we're gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up." Little Johnny, how about you go first."

Little Jonny: "I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"

Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.