When jokes
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.
What happened to the leper when he accidentally walked into the screen door?
He strained himself.
"Don't sneeze!"
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.
Also,
"It dangles and swung!"
Language art quizzes are the best.
What's the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight?
When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren't at a UFC event, you're watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
Where did Sally go when she went in the minefield?
Everywhere.
What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?
A tromBONE.
Which legendary Dutch wanderer slept for twenty years, except when he got up to pee?
Rip Van Tinkle.
What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map?
"Can you give me some pointers?"
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.
When you're from Arkansas, you know! Door!
When are you from Kansas? You know!!! 🐌
When are you from Alabama? You know!!! 🐩
What does a car have when it's very itchy?
A road rash.
What do bubbles get when they’re sick?
The suds.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
When are you from Iowa? You know!!! 🚗