When jokes
When do you go to the store?
UVUALA!!!!!
When are you from Iowa? You know!!! 🚗
When you're from Arkansas, you know! Door!
We thought that my mother died in the best way possible, during her sleep.
But when we did an autopsy on her, we saw she actually died in the worst way possible. During the autopsy.
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
What did one nut say to the other nut when it was chasing it?
“I’m gonna cashew!”
The bell rings, and Ana was about to leave, but the teacher said, "The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do."
The next day, Ana was late, and the teacher asked, "Why are you late?" Ana replied with, "The bell doesn't tell me when I should arrive, I do."
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
When babies kick their mother, it's okay, but when I do it, it's a crime...
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.
When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!
When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?
I'm so poor that when robbers break into my house,
they bring me things. <_>
I think about my life, and then I think about death. I prefer death. If you ask me, life is just a time when you die. Basically, death is life, meaningless 0-0.
Teacher says, "Okay class, today we're gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up." Little Johnny, how about you go first."
Little Jonny: "I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.