When jokes
What happens when you have a bladder infection? You're in trouble!
Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
Memes
You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
If you’re American when you go in the bathroom...
... and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?
Stop horsing around!