When jokes
Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch? Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
Hi guys, jokes for sister.
So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.
Why did God give women legs?
1. To look at.
2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.
I get jealous when my phone dies.
Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat, she made a whole species extinct.
Why are washers better than babies?
Washers don't cry when you put a load in them.
What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you slap a mosquito, it stops sucking you.
I like trees when they are firmly stuck in a hole. PS, your hole.
When you're asked to tell a crazy story, but the first thing that comes up to your mind is a suicide attempt:
"Oh, I don't remember anything in particular. 😅😀"
When a woman says, "I need to be treated like a delicate flower," don't cut the wrong cord on the bomb.
When you're exercising and you feel the “gush.”
When my dog starts to bark, he starts to get ruff.
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
When someone tells me to kill myself,
Panic! At The Disco: Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time.
One man's trash is another man's treasure. That sucks when you are adopted.
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
When the driver ran out of fuel, what kind of gasoline did he use? Grassoline.
What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?
A trip without kids.