When I was a kid, my hamster died, so my mum bought a new identical one, hoping I wouldn't notice. It didn't matter anyway, since I beat that one to death, too.
Replacement Hamster
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, dummy! The joke is about a kid who's a real animal hater! Their hamster croaks, and their mom tries to trick them with a new one that looks just like it. But guess what? The kid ends up offing the new hamster too! It's funny because it's super messed up and dark.
Comments (2)
Death&Decay
Anubisdamn horrible but darkly funny!
Chase
that is not funny sorry