When jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.

What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? -- Tequila Mockingbird.

I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.

When earthquakes hit, coffins become maracas underground.

Hello, I am back with more mind-blowing facts.

1. Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you bake cookies and cook bacon?

2. If you tuck your shirt into your trousers and it is called tucking your shirt in, does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers, doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt?

Little Johnny got a dog without ears, and then they invited their neighbors over. Then they asked what his name was. The owners said, "We didn't name him anything, because there's no reason. Because when we called his name, he wouldn't come."

Your forehead is too big. I can see my future when it shines.

Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?

She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.

What do you do when you get locked outside your house? You talk to the lock, because communication is key.

Yo mama so short, when she tried sniffing cocaine, she couldn’t get high.

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on??

He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked da bucket 😂🤣👌🏻👌🏻.. knee slapper

When Steven Hawking realizes heaven is only a stairway away.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?

Jurassic Park.

I was walking home when I saw children crossing the street on their own. I went towards him and tapped his shoulder and said, "Hey, little kid, you are not supposed to be walking on your own." The kid turns out to be a dwarf.

You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!

What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.

Where do dogs go when their tails fall off?

To the retail store.

What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.

What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?

When he is wanted!