Lorax jokes
I am the Lorax. I speak for trees. I have the high ground, and I will cut off your knees.
What do emos and the Lorax have in common?
They both hang with trees.
I speak for the trees.
*Trees whisper in my ear*
They said six million wasn't enough.
A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.
Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese.
He wants to make America grate again.
Dr. Seuss died September 24, but that was a lie. Dr. Seuss, when he was 97, he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes, Dr. Seuss allahuakbar.”
The lice in your head are starting to concern over deforestation.
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
