Lorax Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Tree

I am the Lorax. I speak for trees. I have the high ground, and I will cut off your knees.

Emo

What do emos and the Lorax have in common?

They both hang with trees.

Memes

Tree

The image shows a poorly drawn, orange Lorax character with an angry expression. Above the character it says, "I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees." Below it says, "the trees speak Vietnamese." And at the bottom it says, "AND IF you question ME, I'll BREAK UR KNEES."

Tree

I speak for the trees.

*Trees whisper in my ear*

They said six million wasn't enough.

9/11

Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.

Dr. Seuss

Dr. Seuss died September 24, but that was a lie. Dr. Seuss, when he was 97, he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes, Dr. Seuss allahuakbar.”

Head

The lice in your head are starting to concern over deforestation.

Orphan

Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!

Homework

What is the one kind of work orphans don’t know? Homework.

Memes

Video game character

A screenshot from a video game, possibly Roblox, showing the character 'The Lorax' with a shocked expression. Above the character, two chat bubbles contain text. The first chat bubble says 'i like fem boys'. The second chat bubble says 'when i see them i let it grow'.

Internet

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The Lorax with wide, shocked eyes and a large mustache wearing a military helmet against a background of a polluted industrial city.

Opinion

A four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a person with red hair is smiling and says "I don't really have any strong opinions on anything." In the second panel, a white figure is shocked with open mouth. The text next to this person reads "The Lorax is shit". The two lower panels show the red-haired person first with wide eyes and then with closed eyes holding a gun.

Tree

Yes.

An orange figure with a yellow mustache and a body that resembles the shape of the letter A states "i am the lorax and i speak for the trees".

Character

A cartoon drawing of a small, round, orange creature with large, black, innocent eyes and a big, bushy yellow mustache. It strongly resembles a baby version of the Lorax. The word "jomons" is faintly visible in the background.

Pregnancy

An image shows Rick from the cartoon "Rick and Morty" with a pregnant belly. The Lorax from Dr. Seuss is touching Rick's belly, saying "Lorax, it's kicking." Rick has blushed cheeks and is smiling.

Rizz

From the Lorax

The image shows a scene from the movie "The Lorax." The text overlayed reads: "Am I a Truffula tree because I'm falling for you? (Aunt Grizelda rizz)".

Meme

A four-panel image showing the Lorax character. In the first panel, the Lorax states "I am the Lorax and I speak for the trees." In the second panel, the Lorax says "The trees and I must discuss about this meme you posted." The third panel shows a tree and a small Lorax saying "steal it" and the small lorax replying "kk". In the fourth panel, the Lorax says "The trees say this meme is now mine."

Community

Help a kid that sits behind me just started singing how bad can I be from the lorax......