Lorax jokes
I am the Lorax. I speak for trees. I have the high ground, and I will cut off your knees.
What do emos and the Lorax have in common?
They both hang with trees.
I speak for the trees.
*Trees whisper in my ear*
They said six million wasn't enough.
What flour do you give an orphan?
Self-raising.
Dr. Seuss died September 24, but that was a lie. Dr. Seuss, when he was 97, he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes, Dr. Seuss allahuakbar.”
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
What is the one kind of work orphans don’t know? Homework.
The orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home.
