Lorax jokes

I am the Lorax. I speak for trees. I have the high ground, and I will cut off your knees.

What do emos and the Lorax have in common?

They both hang with trees.

I speak for the trees.

*Trees whisper in my ear*

They said six million wasn't enough.

What flour do you give an orphan?

Self-raising.

There's an outbreak of foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.

I hope my teacher will be ok.

Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.

Dr. Seuss died September 24, but that was a lie. Dr. Seuss, when he was 97, he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes, Dr. Seuss allahuakbar.”