When jokes
I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.
When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid goes “ohhahahhahhahahahahal!”
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.
Man, I don’t need Viagra when I see Mara!
Me: Hi Jacob!
Jacob: Hi.
Me: Your parents went to jail for littering when you were born!
Jacob: GOO GOO GAH GAH
What does a clock do when he's still hungry?
He goes back "four" seconds!
What happened to the alligator when he held a GPS?
He became a navigator.
One day I was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger. It grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all. Now I am just a big butthole typing this. Please help me!
Don't flirt when there is Life Alert!
Edna: Hey there big boy!
Big boy: You need to stop doing this.
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.
When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
What do you do when you finish a magazine in the hospital?
Reload and keep firing!
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
You pull the pin and throw it back!
What does Bugs Bunny say when he has a boner?
"What's up, cock?"
What did the blonde say when someone says, "Your baby is so cute?"
"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"