New teacher: "I was an orphan when I was young."
Student: "But!"
Teacher: "Is something missing?"
Student: "Your parents!"
Missing Parents
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, slowpoke. The teacher asked if something was missing, and the kid pointed out the obvious: the dead parents. Even a cub could see that, but you're probably still trying to figure out which end of the spoon to hold. Based fact: your cereal has more brains than you.