When jokes
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
What is the difference between a broom and a mop?
It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.
What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?
Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles 'N Bits!!
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?
"5 second rule!"
What’s the difference between a feminist and a suicidal vest?
A suicidal vest actually works when triggered.
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
Your dad is so fat that when he walks past the TV, I miss three episodes of South Park.
Yo momma so fat, when she farted the Big Bang occurred.
My wife (or husband) told me to get six cans of Sprite from the grocery store.
I had just realized when I got home that I had picked up 7-Up.
Jesus was drinking when he made you.
Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?
Bubbles:...
Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.
Alabama: 😈
When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?
Tequila Mockingbird.
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.