When jokes

Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.

When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.

When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.

So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.

When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.

When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!

When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?

I think that you're an accident!

What does a clock do when he's still hungry?

He goes back "four" seconds!

Is it all right when there is nothing left?

What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!

What did Santa say when he got to the club? Ho, ho, ho!

You're so trash that when I dropped you off, I got a ticket for littering.

I had a boyfriend once. He broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive." I guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

Frostbite.

When are you from Delaware? You know!!! 📦

When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.

🎨🧑🏻‍🦰 day was that good fun day at home 🏠. I had to the earth and I love it when you get a home and walk walk home from school and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠. Was your birthday 🎁? I did.

What happened to the alligator when he held a GPS?

He became a navigator.

What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?

A bolder choice.

One day I was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger. It grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all. Now I am just a big butthole typing this. Please help me!

What happens when a Jewish guy walks into a wall with a full erection?

He breaks his nose.

What did Osama give the Windows on the World restaurant in the WTC as a rating when he ate it? A 9/11!