When jokes
When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer...
POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.
The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.
When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.
What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.
Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!
What did the blonde say when someone says, "Your baby is so cute?"
"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"
What happened when the man died? Yes.
What did the grape say when the fox stepped on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good, he died to a landmine.
You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.
Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.
Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.
What did the mom say when her child came out?
"The head was so big!"
What do you get when you goblin with a shark?
Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?
Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.
Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
What do old people have when they are sick.
A going away party.
When my mom asks, "If your friend pays you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?" I say, "No, Mom... I'd do it for free!"