When jokes
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
What happened when the man died? Yes.
POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.
The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.
When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.
What do you give a pig when it has a rash?
Oinkment.
When my mom asks, "If your friend pays you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?" I say, "No, Mom... I'd do it for free!"
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
What did the blonde say when someone says, "Your baby is so cute?"
"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"
What did the grape say when the fox stepped on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!
This morning I woke up, then took a bath with some chocolate mud. At first, when I turned the damn flossers on, I noticed it wasn't water. It was all chocolate mud, and now my body is all chocolatey.
What do you say when a person trips?
You say, "Why you trippin'?"
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”
I hit something when I pulled into my driveway.
And then I noticed that my cat was missing.
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
What do old people have when they are sick.
A going away party.
Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"
When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.
Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.
Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.