When jokes
When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,
other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."
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LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”.
Vote for the better joke.
When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad).
When your mom says, "Go to bed," but you reply with, "But Mom, I need help because it is inside, but we are outside."
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
Can you relate
Mom, can I be a firefighter when I grow up?
Mom: Oh, you won't grow up, Caillou.
What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?
When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.
It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.
What did the grandma say at the hospital when you pulled the tube?...................
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.
1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.
2. We all give each other a hand when needed.
Last but not least, we play Twister.
You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"
When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a disco party. 🕺🕺🕺
When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?
You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
A turtle was walking down the street when all of a sudden a snail came up to him and robbed him.
When the policemen showed up and asked him what happened, he responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"
What did Joe say when he saw his girlfriend sleeping with his sister?
Nothing, he just started wanking.
My mom said she wanted to be a comedian when she grows up. So after she was an adult, she had kids. When they were old enough, she told them you could be whatever you want...
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
Where do sex addicts go when they need to talk? Hoe-and-Tell.