When jokes
Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.
When you're having a normal day at school, but then...
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"
What do bees do when they get married?
They go on a honeymoon.
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV.
His daughter comes in and says, "Dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head." "Cool," Rose said.
The second daughter walked in and said, "Dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Awesome," Daisy said.
The third daughter came in and said, "DuUuUDeEeEeDrrrrrrrrr!!!" "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!!!"
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.
Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.
Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.
What do you say when a person trips?
You say, "Why you trippin'?"
I started crying when Dad began to cut onions.
Onions was such a good dog.
Yo mama is so fat, when she took a walk, she made an earthquake!
When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!🍭"
What did the man do when he caught his wife cheating on him?
He honor-killed her.
What did the shark say when he ate a clownfish? He said it tasted a little funny.
What's the difference between a little boy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it.
One day, a kid walks up to their mom and asks, "Why is my name Daisy?" The mom's reply is, "Because when you were born, a daisy landed on your head." The second kid asks, "Why is my name Butterfly?" The mom's reply is, "Because when you were born, a butterfly landed on your head." Then you hear, "Ooooooooohahbfisbfsdkf."
"Shut up, Brick!"
When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? 📸
What does a pumpkin need when it's hurt? A pumpkin patch.
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.