When jokes
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
What's a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"
When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
Memes
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued," and it said, "Fuck you."
When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.
When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!
What is it called when an orphan is having a family reunion?
Me time.
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine.
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
When I see James Charles, my popcorn goes pop pop.
What do you get when Cayden steals your sandwich? A knuckle sandwich.
Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?
A: HeHe.
What noise did Steven Hawking make when he died?
Windows shutting down.
Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.
When a donkey digs a tunnel, it is called a burro.
What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?
It said nothing, just let out a little wine.