When jokes
Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when an ugly, stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her, "Oh baby, you so hot, let's fuck!"
She just yells, "Get the fuck away, you creep!"
He just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."
What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?
You would be dam unlucky.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?
Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
What did the cat say when he got mad?
I'm hissed!
What's a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.