When jokes
"When your mom is pregnant and your best friend learns dad jokes."
Me:.....
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.
Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂
If you know it, you know it.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
me when i failed my chem test
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when an ugly, stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her, "Oh baby, you so hot, let's fuck!"
She just yells, "Get the fuck away, you creep!"
He just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."
What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?
You would be dam unlucky.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?
Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What did the cat say when he got mad?
I'm hissed!
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!
What is it called when an orphan is having a family reunion?
Me time.