When jokes
Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.
Why am I so successful?
When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option.
Yep, this happens when you play G.T.A., good God!
Yo Mama so thin, when she signed up to be a stripper she became the pole
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.
Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you! 😫
Are you a blanket? Because I love it when you’re on top of me.
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped?
My dick.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!
Officer: You OK, kid?
Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.
Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*
When officer leaves:
Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?