What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
Whats Jokes
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.
What do you call a terrorist swimming?
A bath bomb!
What was the most useful tool in the 17th century?
Slaves.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?
You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.
What is the difference between a feminazi and a female prostitute?
If you want the female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Halloumi, who's the tastiest of them all?"
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
Stop bullying orphans!
What if they tell their parents?
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
What do fish smoke? A puffer.
If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂
My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
