Whats jokes
What do cannibals call a wheelchair user?
"Uber Eats."
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming"
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
What do you call a group of emos?
A Suicide Squad.
Memes
real.
"What do you tell a person with depression?
Just hang in there, buddy!"
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Full House."
What do you call an adopted orphan?
Wanted.
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what itβs like with a mummy or daddy.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? ππ
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
Whatβs the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun in a blender.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.