Whats jokes
What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
What do you call a retard with AK special forces?
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
What were my final words to Putin before I put a bullet through his head?
Answer: Putin, put out!
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order? A plane pizza.
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
What kind of book does cheese read at a church?
The Hole-y Bible.