Whats jokes
What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.
Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.
What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?
Panera misled.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call a bull sleeping?
A bull-dozer.
What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? -- Tequila Mockingbird.
What's worse than getting raped in a cemetery? Finding someone else's semen in your mom's corpse.
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
What's better than throwing up a stillborn?
Making your wife eat it again.
If you're going shopping at school, what color would I like to smell: True or False?
What do you call two natives in a sleeping bag?
Twix.
What is yellow and can’t fly?
A school bus.
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period?
"I will be back next month."
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."
What do you call a midget with autism?
A weetard.
What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?
Killing the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.
What war did Africa not win? The water fight.
What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand?
A ham sandwich.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is ten kids in one container; morbid humor is one kid in ten containers.