Whats jokes

What's the difference between me and my mate...

I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.

What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?

A green bean.

What's black and eats Kitty?

Serval cancer.

What’s the hardest part about being a PEDO?

Fitting in.

What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?

Monkeypox.

What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?

A doppelgangbang.

What kind of book does cheese read at a church?

The Hole-y Bible.

What is the only thing lesbians know how to grow? Cucumbers.

What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?

"There's a great singer inside of you."

Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.

What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.

What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?

"What does this button do...?"

A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.

Son: What's for dinner tonight?

Mom: Steak!

Son: Mom, you know I only eat veggies, so what's for me?

Mom: HUNGER!

What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?

Lots of blood tests!

What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

You only need 1 nail to hang a painting!

My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!

Me: I got 60 kills!

My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!

Me: What's Call of Duty?

What is found under Michael Jackson's pillow?

Billie's jeans.

"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.

Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.

What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?