Whats jokes
What food does cheetahs eat?
Cheetos!
I forgot you can't make depression jokes outside of Twitter, lmao. My coworker was like, "You ready for this year to be over?"
I was like, "I'm ready for this life to be over." He was like, "Bro, what?"
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
Wouldn’t the person be dead before the strangling starts? Unless Alastor did surgery?
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
What do you call a rich orphan?
Batman.
What is the American virus? Diabetes.
What language do Gays speak?
HOMOGRAPHY maybe...
What is white, then red, and is very fast?
My chainsaw blade.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns!
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
What's the time?
How would I know?
What do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits.
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?
A: The pizza can support a family of four.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
What's got 9 arms and sucks?
Def Leppard.