Whats jokes
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
A Cock-a-POODLE-Doo!
"Give me 5 cents and I’ll grant you a wish."
Ok.
"Thank you, what is your wish?"
I wish for my 5 cents back.
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"
"What bus?"
Memes
Guess what's "tiiiimmeeeee ABDE?"
....yes, it is "long time no see."
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
What did the vegetable say to the other before the fight?
Time to beet your maker.
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
What is blue and wiggling on my floor?
A baby in a bag.
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
What card is the slowest and slimiest?
Ace-nail.
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles?
Hey, man.
What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.
What is a good time?
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
What do doctors say to patients who blow wind backwards?
DON'T PUT THE FART BEFORE THE FORCE!!
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
Mom: It's time for sleep.
Baby: Is that what you think, huh?
Mom: *gives baby pacifier*
Baby: Nice try, hobo.
Mom: Well, I'll come back later to see if he's gone asleep.
*few hours later*
Baby: *still awake*
Mom: Why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!
Baby: Lol, I told you nice try haha.