Whats jokes
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
Why can’t an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross country.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
I heard an unusual word the other day: "Opaque."
Unfortunately, what it means is unclear.
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.
Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"
John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train!
What's worse than finding 10 babies in 10 dumpsters?
Finding 1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
What do you say to a woman who is completely beaten up on her face, full of bruises, and has a broken jaw?
"Will you listen now?!??"
What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?
Shot in the head.
What is long and the line is black?
The line at KFC.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
CURRY in a hurry.
What do you call a whiteboard that is dirty?
A dirty whiteboard.
Q: What do you do if you bump into a koala?
A: You koalagize to it.
I was having a party in my basement, and my friend asked me what that bag covered in blood was for. I said, "Oh, that's the bag I catch the children with to torture them in this basement."
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙