Whats jokes
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What did a car say hi to?
It said hi to the school.
What time is it when you say "what?"
Time to start over!
What month has 28 days?
All of them.
Memes
Diddy Wins. What's the next tournament?
What's the difference between you and me? You're not strangling a man with a cloak on.
What's the difference between me and my best friends?
At least one of us has a house.
What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture?
The cowch (couch).
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
What is the difference between a small child and a watermelon?
One I eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon.
What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?
"I think you're overreacting."
What is 14 inches long and starts with D?
A Dookie From GREEN DAY
What's the difference between my dad and milk? There is no difference; they both left.
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Both can't see their parents.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
What do you call a living Panera Bread?
Panera Breath.