Whats jokes
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
What do you call a retard with AK special forces?
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
What were my final words to Putin before I put a bullet through his head?
Answer: Putin, put out!
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What kind of book does cheese read at a church?
The Hole-y Bible.
What do you call a piece of paper? A piece of paper.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.