What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
Whats Jokes
What did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me.
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.
Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
What is the true meaning of Christmas?
Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe.
What’s 8 inches and women scream when they see it?
A puppy, you dirty monkey!
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.
What is the worst thing to do at a funeral?
The corpse.
What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.
What might an aborted child want for Christmas?
..... a home that isn't a bin.
What happens when you put a baby in a blender?
The baby is a cherry smoothie.
What is a woman doing with an empty sheet?
Reading her rights!
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?
At least gorillas don't abort their own.
What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
