Whats jokes
What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet?
At least when a bullet kills someone, it’s actually fired.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? "Going Home."
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
A cow with no front legs walking around?
Beef stroganoff.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
You are stupid!
Nana
What is 9 + 10?
21
You stupid!
What did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud!"
What do you call a fly without wings? Dead.
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
What's an orphan's selfie called?
A family portrait.
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.