Whats jokes
What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?
The dollar store.
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
What problems might a blind child run into?
A wall.
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
What day should you drink water?
Thursday, Thirstday!
Memes
WHHHYYYY
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
What's the difference between me and my best friends?
At least one of us has a house.
What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture?
The cowch (couch).
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
What time is it when you walk home from school? Time to rest.
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long sleeves.
Hi 👋 I love 💕 you know I do. What a good night of a good [something].
What’s the difference between a mediocre thief and professional thief?
The mediocre thief will say “give me all your money!”
And a professional thief will say “sign here please.”
What is red and shaped like a bucket?
A red bucket.
What did the piggy bank say to his piggy friend?
"Ain't you got no cents?"
Piggy: "Actually, no. Just pork."
What did the 3 say to the 8? Have fun!
"Have fun at school night" is what?