Whats jokes
You know how you mine and craft in Minecraft, and you chat in VR in VR Chat, but what do you do in Alabama?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot!
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?
Matt!
If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?
Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
What do you say to your customer at a popsicle stand when he asks for the price?
Dollar a pop!
Get it?
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
What's got 9 arms and sucks?
Def Leppard.
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
You: What you doing?
I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math, hahahahaha!
What do you call a PEIS?
What did Connor Lys Clark say to Karl Kassulke? "I love bridges!"
What's worse than finding one dead baby in a bin? Finding one dead baby in five bins.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
What was the first man made out of? Adams! (Atoms)
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
What did the tree say to the Lumberjack? Leaf me alone!
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?
The dollar store.