What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?
A cutting board.
Emo Girl Cutting Board
Explanation
Explain Bear
Hey, dummy! So, like, they call an emo girl with a flat chest a "cutting board" because she's flat, and cutting boards are flat. Get it? And emo girls? Sad! Just like you when you found out your IQ was room temperature. Sad!
Shower thoughts
I’ve seen that joke so many times