Whats jokes
What do you call a wizard who can't secure a girl? Fumbledore.
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.
Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."
What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?
"This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”
Person 2: “Seven.”
Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”
Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”
(Based on an encounter I had recently)
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Presto.
What was so funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
The bomb.
What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
God creates dog.
God: "You are man's best friend."
Dog: "That's pretty sexist."
God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak!"
Dog: "....."
God: "And chocolate kills you!"
Dog: "🐶"
What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?
A LYRICAL COOK!
Q: What do gay horses say?
A: "Geigh!"
"What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!"
"What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One weighs a ton, and the other is a little lighter!"
What do you call a paralyzed kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.
What's the difference between me and my mate...
I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.