Whats jokes
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
Curry in a hurry.
I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?
What is the American virus? Diabetes.
Memes
What language do Gays speak?
HOMOGRAPHY maybe...
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.
What do you call a cute door?
Adorable.
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
What do you call a rich orphan?
Batman.
Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?
First date be like:
Me: "I work with animals every day."
Her: "Oh, how sweet! What is it exactly that you do with them?"
Me: "I'm a butcher."