Whats jokes

What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?

Sex worker.

What do you call a piece of paper? A piece of paper.

What's an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.

What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?

A bath bomb.

What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?

One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."

Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.

Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."

What do you call a straight orphan?

A no homeo.

What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.

What do you call a terrorist swimming?

A bath bomb!

What was the most useful tool in the 17th century?

Slaves.

What is a redneck virgin?

Answer: A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!

Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?

Me: The boomerang came back.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

Both can't see their parents.

What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?

Neither of them can see or hear their parents.

What's the difference between a boomerang and parents to an orphan?

The boomerang comes back.

What’s a German’s favorite drink? Orange Jews. Hundred percent concentrated.

What do you call a Black man having a seizure?

Chocolate shake.

What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?

Orthopediphilia.

What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?

"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.

What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?

VEGETABLE OIL!