Whats jokes
Q: What do gay horses say?
A: "Geigh!"
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Spice
What do you call a rapper who LOVES gardening?
MC Planter.
What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...
Michael Phelps can finish a race.
What’s the difference between Santa and my dad?
Santa got the milk.
What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.
Q: What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a tomato?
A: A tomato isn't a vegetable.
Everybody is talking about Trump having leaks in his office.
I don't see what the problem is. He should just use a better fitting diaper next time.
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
What's the difference between my dad and milk? There is no difference; they both left.
What did the wizard say when he was filling up the gas tank? "Expensive Petroleum!"
What do you call a wizard who can't secure a girl? Fumbledore.
Say what you want about Jeffery Dahmer, but he always managed to get a head.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A prostitute will stop screwing you when you run out of money.
What was so funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
The bomb.
"What did the mom broom say to the baby broom? Go to sweep!"
"What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!"
My husband left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what he's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!
What do you call inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.