What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Picasshole.
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What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
What did the wizard say when he was filling up the gas tank? "Expensive Petroleum!"
You know what's crazy? Is that the low taper fade, like, meme, is still MASSIVE. Still MASSIVE. Like, I'm still seeing like, new ones, that I've never seen before, and they're getting millions of likes and millions of views.
What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?
KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.
What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?
"This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
What's something you can say in church and while having sex?
I come in the name of the Lord.
What does a Jew expecting guests say?
"Oy, vey, are they here yet?"
What the fluff happened to this website?
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
What did Jesus say when he was left hanging on the cross?
"Well this is one hell of a way to spend my Easter vacation!"
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
