Whats jokes
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
What's the difference between a parachute and a coffin?
One brings you safely to the ground, and the other is a last resort when you've already hit it.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?
A: It's cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're pretty much screwed.
What school subject does an orphan love?
PE because they actually get picked.
My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like.
What did the gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?
"Why is there so much shit in here?"
What is the plural of goose? Geese.
What is the plural of foot? Feet.
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ain't meese!
What do superheroes put in their drinks?
Just ice.
Doctor: What is your zodiac sign?
Patient: Cancer, why?
Doctor: What are the chances?
Patient: Of what?
Hey guess what...
What...
My penis is big.
As an older brother, I always gave my little sister advice. I always said to do your best and never quit. So one day I went to her room. I see my sister giving married men blow jobs.
I ask what are you doing? The married men said she is giving us blow jobs because our wives don't do it. My sister said you told me to do your best, and my best is to suck them dry. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder.
So one time I was looking up the definition of "accident" because I was a little dumbo and didn’t know what it meant. Then my sister walks up behind me and points at the word and says, “That’s you!” (meaning that I was an accident).
A few minutes later, we had a big family meeting and my dad said to my sister, “Sweetie, you were an accident. We didn’t mean to make you, but we still love you with everything we’ve got.”
My sister never talked to me again and left the house. She was 17 when she left. Seriously, 17-year-olds just never mature, huh?
What is the difference between chocolate and sex?
I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What did a man say to his boy?
You are my son.
What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?
He can't drink and drive.
What do you call a short student?
A Ravin.
What do you call a room with no doors?
What, I am an autist..... Villads?
What’s the difference between a snowMAN and a snowWOMAN?
THE SNOWBALLS!