Whats jokes
What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.
What food does cheetahs eat?
Cheetos!
What do you call a cute door?
Adorable.
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples?
The apples got picked!
I forgot you can't make depression jokes outside of Twitter, lmao. My coworker was like, "You ready for this year to be over?"
I was like, "I'm ready for this life to be over." He was like, "Bro, what?"
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?
Roses are red, clovers are green.
I love your legs and what's in between. LOL
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
What do you call a rich orphan?
Batman.
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers.