Whats jokes
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?
You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple? The apple falls from the tree.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
Memes
What do you call a cow with no legs?
(Answer) Ground beef.
Sorry for a bad joke.
So a kid was crying... I asked him what was wrong.
I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE!
What pizza 🍕 do you order for Christmas?
Cheeses Crust!
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
What do emos use as birth control?
Their personalities!
Q: What is a clown’s favorite fish?
A: The clownfish.
What is humble, holy, and helps?
An angle...
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash.
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚