What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
Whats Jokes
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What's more sensitive than a pushy?
A Western man on the internet.
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
So a kid was crying... I asked him what was wrong.
I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE!
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
Whatâs an orphanâs favorite snake, self raising flour?
What's worse than a failed suicide, you ask?
I fail suicide because you forgot to do the dishes and your parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you, not yourself.
People always talk about starting families, what happened to finishing the job?
Patient: Doctor, every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up. What's wrong with me?
Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.
Boy: Hello, Mom, can I have $50?
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?
Boy: That's what M.O.M. means, right?
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
What pizza đ do you order for Christmas?
Cheeses Crust!
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
What do emos use as birth control?
Their personalities!
Q: What is a clownâs favorite fish?
A: The clownfish.
What is humble, holy, and helps?
An angle...
