Whats jokes
If you're feeling mad, punch an autistic kid. What's he gonna do, blabber to the teacher?
No matter how big the jar, there is one thing that can never fit inside it. What is it?
Not to brag, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.
What's long and black, the line to KFC.
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question.
Johnny: What?
Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty?
Johnny: Yes ofc jesus made everybody wonderfully!
Ex: Awhh!
Johnny: But whoever made you was painting Thomas the Train while making your face.
Y'all are so rude on here. If you don't like what I put on MY profile, you can click your rude ass off of my profile and look at some other fucking jokes. DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING RUDE TO SAY ABOUT ME!
What happened when the depressed kid went to give it a high five?
It left him hanging.
What are the four letters you don't want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
What did Stephen Hawking have for breakfast? His left shoulder.
What did the Chinese man say to his wife?
I'll chin you later.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
What time is it when you cannot walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair 🦽
What is the name of a show for kids?
Barney.
What's the difference between a Thanksgiving turkey and my kid?
I only stuff the turkey.
What happens when two pieces of bread from the same loaf have sex?
They become in-bread.
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
What did Ronnie have at Taco Bell?
A mind-blowing bean burrito.
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
What is a gay school boy's favorite grade?
D+.