Whats jokes
What would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand-witch!
"Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"
What does Donald Trump say when he declares war? Nuke them.
What does a pervert say when he declares war? Nude them.
What's Mussolini's favorite food?
Fussolini!
What do you call a fat motivational speaker?
Four chin teller.
When you suffer from depression and somebody tells you to just cheer up-- Me: My goodness, what an idea! Why didn't I think of this before?
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What do you call depressed Sesame Street?
Emo's World.
The other day while I was going down on my grandma, I thought I tasted a little horse semen and I got to wondering if maybe that’s what killed her!
I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama, can I give my spare money to him? 🤗 And my mum says yes, so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE, while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS. We go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs.
Me- what I think fck what I do 😭.
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
What is another name for a serial rapist? Short dress enthusiast.
You: Did you get the new snoo subscription?
Other: What's snoo?
You: Not much, how 'bout you?
What's the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?
Straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo."
A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do."
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Read the title.
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
What is my favorite thing about my grandpa?
His life insurance.
What did the baritone say to the alto?
Nothing, you couldn’t hear him.