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What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?
Nothing.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
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What's the difference between family and cats...
Cats won't abuse you at Christmas.
What do orphans do after they win a game?
Nothing, they have no one to play games with.
What's blue, red, and white and dead all over?
Trump's dead Russian mates.
What's big and black?
My balls.
What do you call a fake speedrunner?
Dream.
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What has 10 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
What would you name your pet rabbit?
Harry.
What did the cell phone say to his wife?
"I will give you a ring."
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Give a blowjob.
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.
What is black and white and red all over?
An interracial abortion.
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.