"Ho, ho, ho, what do you want for Christmas, little boy? Longer than two months to live."
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, nimrod. So, Santa asks the kid what he wants for Christmas, right? But instead of toys, Santa's gonna give him the gift of, uh, not dying soon from his illness. Which is messed up 'cause the kid is probably gonna die, you get it? Being this dumb is not a good personality trait.