Whats jokes
What makes a joke a dad joke? I don't know. I don't even have one as an example.
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
What's the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?
When the air blower blew, it did not wipe out Hiroshima.
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
Went to my local Indian restaurant and asked the waiter for a chicken tarka Masala.
The waiter said, "What's that?"
I said, "It's the same as a tikka, just a little otter."
What is a snake's favorite drug?
Adder-all.
What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.
If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.
What do you call a pineapple? P.P.A.P. LOLLLLOLOLOLLOL9LOOLKOK.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
what's worse than a baby in a trash can? A baby in two trash cans.
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
What’s a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.
What do vacuums and your mom have in common?
They both suck.
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
Question: What did the sun say to the little star?
Answer: Are you my SUN?
What's the difference between a Ferrari and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.