Whats jokes
What is it called when you whoop a donkey?
A whooped ass and apparently some people get that everyday from their drunk dads.
What's the difference between a plane and a woman?
At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.
What do Jim Kelly and Dick Cheney have in common?
They both make terrible hunters.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snow girl?
Snowballs.
What is red and green and goes 100 miles per hour?
A frog in a blender.
What's yellow all over and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What do you call a pig in a farm?
- A pig in a farm.
What is a difference between a tree and a car? A car 🚙 can drive and [a] tree 🌲 can not drive.
What did the bus driver say to the nut 🥜?
"Where do you live?"
What do you call the bear that pushes all the other bears into the pool?
The dry bear.
What do you call a person whose Lymphoma keeps recurring?
A Lymphomaniac.
What’s the worst part of being a pedophile?
Getting the blood out of your clown suit.
What’s worse than three babies in one garbage can?
One baby in three garbage cans.
What did the teacher say when he raped his naughty student?
"Face the wall!"
Yo Father, don't use the baptism bath. I cleaned my anal plug in there.
What?
The holy water gets all the ass off. Don't mind the white stuff. *clears throat*
Rape victim: I want to die.
Man: Hang in there.
Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.
Once I told an abortion joke and this woman was like, "I've had an abortion, that's offensive." And I was like, "I just tell jokes, I think what you do is much worse."
What's a suicidal person's favorite drink?
The depressay expressay.
Just kidding, bleach!
What's the same with a controller and a woman?
They both work if you hit them.
My name is what orphans can never have.