What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple? The apple falls from the tree.
Whats Jokes
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
(Answer) Ground beef.
Sorry for a bad joke.
What's green, red, and spins at 4000rpm?
A frog in a blender.
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
What's wrong with Asian pet stores?
There's no pets.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
Bob: What is the percent of people who are depressed?
Me: If you're only counting me, 100%.
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
