Whats jokes
What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
"Go fuck yourself... at the bottom of the sea."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*
Me: Uh, male?..
Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*
Me: You silly goose.
*Silence for like three seconds*
Me: Still male though-
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
LOL
What's black and white, black and white, black and white...?
A dead nun rolling down a hill.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Suck a big dick.
What's a kidnapper's favorite White Vans?
What do you call a fat woman that prays?
A holy cow.
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What instrument do people like to listen to while having sex?
A sex-a-phone.
What's the difference between my basement and my garage?
One has a pile of babies' bodies; the other has their heads.
What's the grossest mission NASA could do?
Probing Uranus.
What did Pluto say to Saturn while barbecuing steaks?
"Mine is meatier than yours."
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
Me: I’m gonna smite the life out of you!!!
Orphan: What! No! Please no!
Me: What you gonna do? Run home and tell your parents? Wait, I forgot, you don’t have a home or parents!!!!
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
What did a fat cow give you?
Homework.
Teacher: What is a cow?
Kid: Meat.
Teacher: Nice. What is a chicken?
Kid: Eggs.
Teacher: What does the big fat pig give you?
Kid: Homework.
What keeps you breathing when you're on Earth?
I don't know. I suffocated at birth.