Whats jokes
What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman?
"Kinder Egg surprise."
What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! 😞🎂
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
What is a homeless person's favorite joke?... Themselves.
What do oranges 🍊 sweat?
Juice!
Memes
What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he's blood type "eh"? "Ah, probably just go with blood typo!"
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
What part of a vegetable is the hardest to eat?
The wheelchair.
What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper?
"Hey, check me out! I'm on a roll!" 😂😂🤭🤭
What's wrong with 89?
You blow me and I owe you one.
So, my friend's birthday is in a couple of days, and I was wondering what to get him.
He hangs out at my house a lot, so I suggested adoption papers.
What do you call a nut in jail?
A busted nut.
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeves in a house fire.
What did the minute hand say to the hour hand?
Why are you so tall?
What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot?
Being a genius has its limits.
What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing, they both get cut.
Q: What did the man say after removing another man's hat? A: He was decapitated.
What's Stephen Hawking’s favorite shampoo?
Head & Shoulders.
What does a cat say when it's angry?
- Stop stressing meowt!
What did the pond brother say to his lake sister?
"Oasis!" (Oh, hey sis!)