Whats jokes
What's about 12 inches long, has a purple head, and can make women scream all night?
Cot death.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
What did Ronnie have at Taco Bell?
A mind-blowing bean burrito.
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What instrument do people like to listen to while having sex?
A sex-a-phone.
Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*
Me: Uh, male?..
Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*
Me: You silly goose.
*Silence for like three seconds*
Me: Still male though-
What's long and black, the line to KFC.
What did Stephen Hawking have for breakfast? His left shoulder.
What happened when the depressed kid went to give it a high five?
It left him hanging.
What are the four letters you don't want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question.
Johnny: What?
Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty?
Johnny: Yes ofc jesus made everybody wonderfully!
Ex: Awhh!
Johnny: But whoever made you was painting Thomas the Train while making your face.
What did the Chinese man say to his wife?
I'll chin you later.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
"Go fuck yourself... at the bottom of the sea."
What is a gay school boy's favorite grade?
D+.
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.