Unlimited Supply

A Russian, a Cuban, and an Englishman are on a ship. The Russian takes a swig of vodka and throws the bottle overboard. The Cuban and Englishman with astonishment say to the Russian, "What did you do that for?"

The Russian says, "In Russia, we got an unlimited supply of vodka."

A little while later, the Cuban lights up a cigar, takes a puff, and throws it overboard. The Cuban says, "We got an unlimited supply of Cuban Cigars in Cuba."

Then the Englishman grabs a Paki and throws him overboard...

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Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, these guys are on a boat, right? The Russian throws his vodka overboard 'cause he's got tons of it. The Cuban tosses his cigar 'cause they're overflowing with 'em back home. Then comes the Englishman who throws a Paki dude overboard. Get it? It's 'cause the dude thinks there's an unlimited supply of 'Pakis' which is messed up. Why are you so thick?

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