Whats

Whats jokes

Orphan

What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.

Memes

Adoption

Bully: Ha, guess what?

Nerd: What?

Bully: You are adopted.

Nerd: At least I was wanted!

Difference

What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?

One lasts long and another doesn't.

Orphan

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.

What are they gonna tell their parents?

Orphan

What is an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.

9/11

You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?

The second one never lands as good as the first one.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples?

The apples got picked!

Tower

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?

"Are you ready for fall?"

Microwave

What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?

The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.

Flag

What are some red flags?

Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.