What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?
Matt!
Whats Jokes
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Jose and Hose B.
What do you call a group of teenage emos?
Suicide squad.
What did the purple grape say to the green grape? "Breathe, you idiot, breathe!"
Get it?
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
What is an orphan's favorite website? Zillow.
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet?
At least when a bullet kills someone, it’s actually fired.
You are stupid!
Nana
What is 9 + 10?
21
You stupid!
What did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud!"
What do you call a fly without wings? Dead.
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
