Whats jokes
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, it just waved.
I hate my life.
What did the pond brother say to his lake sister?
"Oasis!" (Oh, hey sis!)
Q: What did the man say after removing another man's hat? A: He was decapitated.
What's Stephen Hawking’s favorite shampoo?
Head & Shoulders.
What's wrong with 89?
You blow me and I owe you one.
So, my friend's birthday is in a couple of days, and I was wondering what to get him.
He hangs out at my house a lot, so I suggested adoption papers.
What did the cow say when it wanted to go to the movies? -- "Let's go to the moovies!"
What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! 😞🎂
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
What is a homeless person's favorite joke?... Themselves.
What does 1nan + 1nan = 2 smelly fucking dusty dumb fuck nans?
What was the last thing Stephen Hawking said before he died?
"Windows Shut Down."
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
My step bro thought I was single and tried to take me, but I said, "I'm take." And guess what he did? He cried.
Why? Why would you do that?
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
What has 10 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!
What did they find in Paul Walker's glovebox?
His head and shoulders.
What do Orphans say on Father's Day?
Well, not "Happy Father's Day."