Whats jokes
A little boy and a little girl were taking a bath.
The little girl looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car," said the little boy.
The little boy looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car garage," said the little girl.
A few seconds later, the little girl said, "How about you put your little red sports car in my little red sports car garage?"
"Sure," said the little boy.
The little boy's mother was downstairs and heard this blood curdling scream. She ran upstairs. Once she got there, she saw blood all over the bathtub. "What happened?!" she said.
"Well, Johnny tried to put his little red sports car in my little red sports car garage...but it didn't fit...so I cut the back wheels off..."
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!
What happened to the eight-year-old boy that needed to go to the bathroom during church?
The priest stopped him on the way there.
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)
What's the difference between a baby and a cooked chicken?
Several hundred calories.
What is an example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.
What do you call a child version of Batman?
The Raped Crusader.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.
What did one plate say to the other plate?
"Dinner's on me."
What's an old Japanese man's last words?
"Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"
What’s the best part about fucking a dead bitch?
You don’t need consent.
What did they find in Paul Walker's glovebox?
His head and shoulders.
What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What do Orphans say on Father's Day?
Well, not "Happy Father's Day."
POV them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed?
Her: All you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang, you get me?
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.