Whats jokes
What’s blue and comes in brownies?
Cub Scouts.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..
Hot Wheels.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?
The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.
What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?
They will never grow up.
What is BK but gay?
Bgay.
What is yellow and brings kids to school every day?
What do girls and toilet roll have in common?
They both deal with a lot of crap.
What happened when your parents dropped you off at the orphanage? They got sued for littering.
What is it called when orphans take a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.
What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
He gets toad.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
What do you call a hot tub full of special ed students?
Vegetable Soup.
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
What can’t a Black person say to a police officer?
"Thanks for the warning."
What do Spider-Man and suicidal people have in common?
They both hang.