Whats jokes

What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?

Christopher Reeves in a house fire.

What did the minute hand say to the hour hand?

Why are you so tall?

What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! 😞🎂

What is a homeless person's favorite joke?... Themselves.

What does 1nan + 1nan = 2 smelly fucking dusty dumb fuck nans?

What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?

A milkshake.

What did the cow say when it wanted to go to the movies? -- "Let's go to the moovies!"

What was the last thing Stephen Hawking said before he died?

"Windows Shut Down."

What is a bus ride that is dumb? A boring one.

What has 10 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.

My step bro thought I was single and tried to take me, but I said, "I'm take." And guess what he did? He cried.

Why? Why would you do that?

What kind of jokes doesn’t work out?

Fat people jokes.

What do Orphans say on Father's Day?

Well, not "Happy Father's Day."

What do you call an Autistic kid?

A work of Daniel.

Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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What's the difference between a baby and a cooked chicken?

Several hundred calories.

POV them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed?

Her: All you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang, you get me?

This disabled kid walked up to me, so I asked what disease he had. He said, "Lima." So I said, "Come again?" And he said, "Lima nuts." And I asked if that was a fruit, and he said, "No, I'm a vegetable."

The very young and pretty nun was walking home from the soup kitchen when a homeless man dragged her into the woods and had his way with her.

When he was done, he asked her what she would tell the Mother Superior when she got back to the convent. She calmly said that she would tell her the truth.

She said: "I will tell her that I was on my way home when the most disgusting, repulsive, and abhorrent man dragged me into the woods and had his way with me... twice; that is if you are not too tired."

💔 The Broken Family 💔 . Part 1

Girl: Mom, dad tried to have sex with me last night.

Mom: Are you serious?? (Shocked)

Girl: Yah. He said I must kiss him after he didn't want to let me go.

Mom: Am gonna kill ur dad (Angry)

Girl: Please mom, we still need him, who will buy use food and clothes. You don't have a job mom.

Mom: But what he did was wrong.

Girl: I know.

(SOUND OF A CAR COMING IN)

Mom: Is that ur dad.

Girl: Yes Mom

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