Whats jokes
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, it just waved.
I hate my life.
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK! LOL
Three gay guys walk into a bar.
There is only one stool left, what do they do?
They flip the stool over.
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?
Stiff chocolate.
Memes
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between a mole and an eagle?
They both live underground, except for the eagle.
I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."
What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.
What is the country that is always in a rush? Russia.
Little Johnny got a dog without ears, and then they invited their neighbors over. Then they asked what his name was. The owners said, "We didn't name him anything, because there's no reason. Because when we called his name, he wouldn't come."
What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?
You are so butty-ful!
Q: What do you call a nun in a pool? A: A bath bomb.
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!
What do people with cancer always want to watch?
"Finding Chemo."
What do you call an imposter octopus?
Octosus.
What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?
Vegetable soup.
What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?
Cheetah outta here!
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.