Whats jokes
What’s twelve inches and white?
Nothing.
What is a room you can not enter?
A mushroom.
What's worse than 10 babies in a truck?
One baby in 10 trucks.
What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
Memes
What's the difference between a Thanksgiving turkey and my kid?
I only stuff the turkey.
What time is it when you cannot walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair 🦽
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog 🐕? Today is the night I can drive.
What's the difference between my basement and my garage?
One has a pile of babies' bodies; the other has their heads.
What was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?
Bullets.
What’s a nun's weapon of choice?
Nun-chucks.
My wife is an optimist. Our first night together, she handed me a Magnum XL condom. I didn’t know what to do, so I made her a balloon animal 🎈🦒.
Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.
What do you get when you beat up an autistic kid?
Mashed potatoes.
What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.
What happens when two pieces of bread from the same loaf have sex?
They become in-bread.
What is the name of a show for kids?
Barney.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
"SUPPLIES!"
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
What keeps you breathing when you're on Earth?
I don't know. I suffocated at birth.