Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
Whats Jokes
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?
Roses are red, clovers are green.
I love your legs and what's in between. LOL
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
What kind of book does cheese read at a church?
The Hole-y Bible.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What did one squirrel say to the other squirrel?
"Stop staring at my nuts."
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
What's an orphan's selfie called?
A family portrait.
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
I was checking my shoe in my dad's wallet, and he slapped me. What exactly did I do to warrant the slap?
My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
