Whats jokes
What does a pirate say to his girlfriend?
I want your booty!
What's the most horrifying video in the world?
Logan Paul vlogs.
You can say what you want about deaf people...
What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.
What do you give a armless kid for Christmas?
Nothing because they can't open the gift.
As a son, I set up a home date with my mom and my friend because I was going out of town. I set it up by telling my friend that my mom thinks he is cute, and I told my mom that my friend thinks that she is hot.
I came home the next day. I see in the living room my friend giving it to my mom doggy style. I ask what's going on. My mom said to me, "Meet your new daddy," then my friend said, "Hey son, get me a beer from the fridge."
What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
Sandstorm.
What does a dead baby look like?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
What do you call a man with no legs?
Neil (kneel)
What's the difference between a fish and a car?
You can tune a car... but you can't TUNA fish! x3
In kindergarten, we were starting to learn how to use "big kid words." On Monday, the teacher asked everyone to share what they did over the weekend, but we had to use big kid words.
Eventually it got to my turn, and the teacher asked me what I did over the summer. I told her I read a book. She asked me what book, and to remember to use "big kid words." I'll never forget the horrified look on her face when I replied with "Winnie the Shit."
A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know!” Little Johnny said, exploding and bursting into tears.
Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong. “Oh, Pop,” Johnny sobbed, “For me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you’re telling me now that grownups don’t really have sex, I’ve got nothing left to live for!”
Once there was this kid that wanted to shower with his dad, so his dad said yes. Then he asked, "What is that?" and his dad said it's a chow chow train.
The next day, he wanted to shower with his mom, so she said yes. He asked again, "What is that?" and she said it was a tunnel with light.
The same day, he wanted to sleep with them, and they said yes.
In the middle of the night, he woke up and told his mom to turn on the light because the chow chow train is going in.
Q: What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
A: Leukemia.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
What's the difference between a surgeon and God?
God knows he's not a surgeon.
What is the best thing about a gipsy on her period?
When you finger her, you get your palm red for free.
What is the opposite of salt water?
Pepper water.
What's the difference between a pizza & a person?
A pizza doesn't scream when I try to shove it into an oven...
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.