Whats jokes
Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a nursery? A. The abortion clinic won't let you take the baby home.
What's the difference between a gynecologist and a genealogist?
One looks up the family tree, and the other looks up the family bush.
What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.
What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She's gonna eat me later!"
What is brown and smelly? Is it a fart? Is it a carcass? Wrong, it's a dirty toilet.
What does William say when he hurts his toe?
"I wanna scream and shout and let it all out."
What do black people and sports cars have in common?
Getting a noise complaint for being so loud.
What do you call a sick Asian?
A calculator with dead batteries.
What do pedophiles and guitars have in common?
They both fingered A minor.
What kind of pizza do Asians get?
Prain.
What do you call an alpaca of Pakistani nationality?
An alpaki.
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
What do you call a Panera Bread doctor?
A Panera med.
What is it called when you talk in Panera Bread?
Panera said.
One day a teacher says: "What does a pig give us?"
A student says: "Bacon!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a chicken give us?"
A student says: "Eggs!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a fat cow give us?"
A student says: "Homework!"
The whole class laughs.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
What's Hitler's favorite letter? Not Z.
What’s one thing that an orphan can never get in poker?
A full house.