Whats jokes
What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet? A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy)
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle)
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ? A: David!
Q: If you were in a rainforest, what would be the first thing you put on? A: The radio!
"Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you get."
What does a kid with cancer and a house fly have in common?
A life expectancy of 15-25 days.
What's about 12 inches long, has a purple head, and can make women scream all night?
Cot death.
If you're feeling mad, punch an autistic kid. What's he gonna do, blabber to the teacher?
Memes
No matter how big the jar, there is one thing that can never fit inside it. What is it?
Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*
Me: Uh, male?..
Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*
Me: You silly goose.
*Silence for like three seconds*
Me: Still male though-
What's long and black, the line to KFC.
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
What did Ronnie have at Taco Bell?
A mind-blowing bean burrito.
What did the Chinese man say to his wife?
I'll chin you later.
What are the four letters you don't want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
What did Stephen Hawking have for breakfast? His left shoulder.
What happened when the depressed kid went to give it a high five?
It left him hanging.
Y'all are so rude on here. If you don't like what I put on MY profile, you can click your rude ass off of my profile and look at some other fucking jokes. DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING RUDE TO SAY ABOUT ME!
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question.
Johnny: What?
Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty?
Johnny: Yes ofc jesus made everybody wonderfully!
Ex: Awhh!
Johnny: But whoever made you was painting Thomas the Train while making your face.
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!