Whats jokes
What do you call the door that is cute and adorable?
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?
Not much difference.
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
What do you call a cute door?
What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).
What did one terrorist say to their kid?
“Here comes the airplane!” “Here comes the other one!”
Does money grow on trees? No.
What is money made of? Paper.
What is paper made out of? Trees!
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
What is big and long and hard?
A cucumber!
What is harder than steel?
My cousin at the family reunion.
Kid: "Grandma, what's dark humour?"
Grandma: "See that man in the wheelchair over there?"
Kid: "But Grandma! I'm blind!"
Grandma: "Exactly."
What do you call a disabled person called Gerald?
GERALD!
What do you call a feminazi that has a dick the size of a Vienna Sausage?
Fudge Packer.
What's soft and feels like dog?
The fur coat I bought you from Temu.
So, a mom and a dad take their son to a therapist.
“What seems to be the problem?” the therapist asked.
“Our son thinks he’s a refrigerator!” they said.
So the therapist replies, “Oh dear, that must be a problem.”
“Yeah, he sleeps with his mouth open, and the light is really bright.”
One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.
Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First, ignore them until they ask you if you're going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them, would they get on all fours and bark back? After that, continue to ignore them.
Karen walks into McDonald's.
Lady at the counter: HI what can I get for you today??
Karen: I want 1 SMALL FRIES PLEASE AND MAKE IT SNAPPY LITTLE NOODLE!
Lady at the counter: yes miss.
Karen: I WILL NOW INSPECT THIS.
Lady at the counter: *sweats*
Karen: THIS IS NOT SALTY ENOUGHT! GET ME THE MANAGER KNOW, SKINY NOODLE!
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite type of candy?
A: Loli-pops.
What is red, white, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.