Whats jokes
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Halloumi, who's the tastiest of them all?"
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
Memes
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
What is found under Michael Jackson's pillow?
Billie's jeans.
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
"Hey, today was great!"
"What happened?"
"I ran into my ex today."
"What's so great about that?"
"I was in my car!"
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
What do you call 6 gay men in WW2?
Rainbow Six Siege.
What was the most useful tool in the 17th century?
Slaves.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
Stop bullying orphans!
What if they tell their parents?
If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂
My mom calls me.
Me: WHAT MOM?
No answer.
Me: WHAT?
What is a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!!!!!
What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?
Bathbomb.
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.