Whats jokes
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don't know what a full house is.
What song was played at the flatulent centenarian's birthday? Candle in the Wind!
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
What songs do people with no arms listen to?
None, 'cause they can’t press play.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
Q. What do you call anal sex with a politician?
A. A backroom deal.
What’s the best form of contraception?
Being a soccer fan.
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night?
Dark humor.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We’re closed."
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What do u call a girl that runs faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin!
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Snowballs!
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
What do gay people get for Christmas?
Discrimination.
What do dark humor and food have in common?
Some get it, some don't.
The dear God created the man.
Then he created woman.
When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.