Whats jokes
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*
Me: Uh, male?..
Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*
Me: You silly goose.
*Silence for like three seconds*
Me: Still male though-
What's long and black, the line to KFC.
What did Stephen Hawking have for breakfast? His left shoulder.
What happened when the depressed kid went to give it a high five?
It left him hanging.
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question.
Johnny: What?
Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty?
Johnny: Yes ofc jesus made everybody wonderfully!
Ex: Awhh!
Johnny: But whoever made you was painting Thomas the Train while making your face.
What are the four letters you don't want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
What do you call an engineer that bakes? A BAKENEER!
What did the Chinese man say to his wife?
I'll chin you later.
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
Teacher: What is a cow?
Kid: Meat.
Teacher: Nice. What is a chicken?
Kid: Eggs.
Teacher: What does the big fat pig give you?
Kid: Homework.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white...?
A dead nun rolling down a hill.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
What is a gay school boy's favorite grade?
D+.
What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
"Go fuck yourself... at the bottom of the sea."
Me: I’m gonna smite the life out of you!!!
Orphan: What! No! Please no!
Me: What you gonna do? Run home and tell your parents? Wait, I forgot, you don’t have a home or parents!!!!
What's the grossest mission NASA could do?
Probing Uranus.