Whats jokes
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
What was the last thing Stephen Hawking said before he died?
"Windows Shut Down."
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
What is a bus ride that is dumb? A boring one.
What does 1nan + 1nan = 2 smelly fucking dusty dumb fuck nans?
What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! 😞🎂
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, it just waved.
I hate my life.
What has 10 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
My step bro thought I was single and tried to take me, but I said, "I'm take." And guess what he did? He cried.
Why? Why would you do that?
What did the cow say when it wanted to go to the movies? -- "Let's go to the moovies!"
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?
Stiff chocolate.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
What's the difference between family and cats...
Cats won't abuse you at Christmas.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
Little Johnny got a dog without ears, and then they invited their neighbors over. Then they asked what his name was. The owners said, "We didn't name him anything, because there's no reason. Because when we called his name, he wouldn't come."
What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?
You are so butty-ful!
Q: What do you call a nun in a pool? A: A bath bomb.
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.