What food does cheetahs eat?
Cheetos!
Whats Jokes
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
What do you call a rich orphan?
Batman.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
Curry in a hurry.
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples?
The apples got picked!
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
What were my final words to Putin before I put a bullet through his head?
Answer: Putin, put out!
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
What is the American virus? Diabetes.
What language do Gays speak?
HOMOGRAPHY maybe...
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a polar bear with mood swings?
A bipolar bear.
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