Whats jokes
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
What number is better than 69?
88 'cause you get ate twice.
What's the best name for a prostitute?
SI-MOAN.
Not to brag, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.
If you're feeling mad, punch an autistic kid. What's he gonna do, blabber to the teacher?
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No matter how big the jar, there is one thing that can never fit inside it. What is it?
Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*
Me: Uh, male?..
Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*
Me: You silly goose.
*Silence for like three seconds*
Me: Still male though-
What's long and black, the line to KFC.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
What's worse than 10 babies in a truck?
One baby in 10 trucks.
What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.
What is a room you can not enter?
A mushroom.
What’s twelve inches and white?
Nothing.
What do you get when you beat up an autistic kid?
Mashed potatoes.
Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.
What time is it when you cannot walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair 🦽
What’s a nun's weapon of choice?
Nun-chucks.
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog 🐕? Today is the night I can drive.
What was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?
Bullets.