Whats jokes
My name is what orphans can never have.
What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.
What does NASA stand for?
Not Another Strong Astronaut.
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Full.
What's the same with a controller and a woman?
They both work if you hit them.
Memes
What is the difference between a cow and me?
Nothing.
What did the salad dressing say to the tomato?
"Don't look! I'm dressing!"
What do Jim Kelly and Dick Cheney have in common?
They both make terrible hunters.
What's yellow all over and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What is the difference between a tree 🌲 and a car 🚘?
A car can drive, and a tree 🌳 cannot drive.
What is it called when you whoop a donkey?
A whooped ass and apparently some people get that everyday from their drunk dads.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snow girl?
Snowballs.
What is red and green and goes 100 miles per hour?
A frog in a blender.
What do you call the bear that pushes all the other bears into the pool?
The dry bear.
What do you call a pig in a farm?
- A pig in a farm.
What do you call a person whose Lymphoma keeps recurring?
A Lymphomaniac.
What did the bus driver say to the nut 🥜?
"Where do you live?"
What is a difference between a tree and a car? A car 🚙 can drive and [a] tree 🌲 can not drive.
What song was played at the flatulent centenarian's birthday? Candle in the Wind!
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.