Whats jokes
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?
Palpatine: Review it.
What cereal do I eat?
Captain Bolts.
What does Santa say to 3 girls in a row?
HO HO HO
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
What happen to shrek
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A tromboner.
What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
Teacher: What’s 2+2?
Jimmy: 2+2=feEesh
Teacher: Well, Jimmy I can see you're going places, not college, but places.
Q: A guy walks into a bar, what does he say?
A: Ow!
Bill was on a hill. What a hillbilly!
What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?
A tromBONE.
What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map?
"Can you give me some pointers?"
Me: Hey Joe, updog.
Joe: What?
Me: Updog.
Joe: What's updog?
*Facepalms*
Me: Lol in the corner.
What did the angler say to his students at the end of his fishing class?
Catch you later!
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
What do you call a trans superhero team?
Ex-men.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.
What does Michael Jackson like?
Teabags.
Job interview: "What's your greatest weakness?"
"Honesty."
"I don't think honesty is a weakness."
"I don't give a fuck what you think."