Whats jokes
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
What did one cat say to the other? Happy "meow"!
My girlfriend left me today for spending my own money. What a bitch! I spend a fair amount of money on her for her clothes and Air Force Ones, but as soon as I spend $100 on hookers, she leaves me.
What do you get when you mix a lemon and a cat?
A sourpuss.
What did the baseball player say to the bassist?
Nice baseline!
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
"What time is it?"
"Daytime."
Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. What happened to freedom of speech?
What is the darkest month?
Black History Month.
What do you do after you eat the softest pussy in the world?
Put the diapers back on.
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
What is black and white and red all over?
An interracial abortion.
What kind of bug can tell time? A clock-roach.
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?
Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.
Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.