Whats jokes
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
What is the shortest month of the year?
May, it only has 3 letters!
Q: What's another name for cumming inside a woman?
A: Loading up the dishwasher.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedophile have in common?
"Are you ready kids?"
What's the difference between a priest and customer service?
At least you can call customer service and tell them how your experience was.
What happen to shrek
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She's gonna eat me later!"
What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common?
Both are thinking, “Oh no! My mom’s gonna kill me!”
What was the scariest thing Helen Keller ever read?
The waffle iron.
What’s the only plus for someone who burns to death?
They get a discount at the crematorium.
Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a nursery? A. The abortion clinic won't let you take the baby home.
Q. What's red and pink and spins around really fast? A. A baby in a blender.
Q: What do pedophiles use for allergic reactions?
A: An Epstein pen.
Q. What do you call anal sex with a politician?
A. A backroom deal.
Q. What's an Alzheimer's victim's favourite song? A. Stand Down at Sundown.
I will never forget the moment when my father saw me masturbating. He said, "Son, what are you doing? I'm on a video conference - get out of my office!"
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
What's the difference between a casino and a church?
You actually mean it when you pray at a casino.
What did the young Taliban member say to the old Taliban member?
"Okay, Boomer."
What dating app do people in Alabama use? Ancestry.com.
What's a lesbian's favorite candy?
Licorice.