Whats jokes
What's a book never written? Beautiful sights by a mountain, by a rocky hill!
What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Domi-nose.
What do Time Clocks like to play?
Tick Tack Toe.
What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.
What did the swordfish say to the marlin? You're looking sharp.
What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
Last words of the mayor of Hiroshima: “What the fuck was that noise?”
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? An apple gets picked.
Doctor: You need new glasses.
Patient: How'd you know? I haven't even told you what is wrong with me yet.
Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window.
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers.
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
What does a peeing pterodactyl sound like?
Nothing, the pee is silent.
What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
So, I took a poop outside. When I was done, I wiped and got it on my finger. After that, I had Nutella, and I thought the poop on my hand was Nutella, and I licked it. I said, "Daddy chill, what in the heck is this crap?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
What is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2
What do you call a magic owl?
HOOdini
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?
One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean.
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you cannot helium, you have to curium. If you cannot curium, you have to barium!