Whats jokes
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character?
Harry Potter.
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
You’ll only need a single nail to hang the picture frame up.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do when nobody's home?
Beat it.
What is it you can give at Christmas and still keep? Herpes.
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
What do you call a tent for lesbians?
Finger Hut.
what did Bruce Willis say after he had a vasectomy? "snip-y ki yay motherfucker"
What's the difference between a penis and the bible? Nothing, the priest shoved them both down my throat.
A wife says to her husband, "You're always pushing me around and talking behind my back." "What do you expect?" he says, "You're in a fucking wheelchair!"
What do my parents have in common with Nemo? They can't be found.
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? "Do you want to go home?"
What was the first sport played on the moon?
Capture the flag.
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Please grind me!
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?
You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.
What do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef.
What's the difference between Derek Boogaard and Kurt Cobain? Nothing, they were both fucked in the brain when they died.
What’s another term for a lesbian?
A vagetarian.
What is the last thing you wanna see during a prostate exam?
The doctor taking off his watch.
Why did God create yeast infections?
So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt.