Whats jokes
What's an orphan's least favorite film? Family Guy.
What do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef.
What does a bouncy airplane sound like?
Boeing Boeing Boeing...
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
Top tip; if your wife asks, "What would you like to do to my body?" 'Identify it' is the wrong answer.
What makes a nuke and divorce the same?
It only takes one of each to end your life.
What's a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?
I take my boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
What fits neatly into a hole, slides nicely between breasts, and if used wrong could choke someone? A seatbelt.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What does a depressed person and a jacket have in common?
They’re both hanging in the closet.
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar.
What do depressed people do when they’re bored?
They “Hang” Out.
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
What's the difference between me and a rope?
The rope doesn't hang from itself.
What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?
"Family strong, but not that strong."
This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?
You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.