Whats jokes
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits a car's windshield at 100 mph?
Its ass.
What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.
What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear hahaha.
Memes
I'M NOT
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What is a paedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
Free delivery XD
What song do you think was playing at the school?
"Pumped Up Kicks"
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
What do you call a cow that eats grass?
A lawn mooer.
What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't follow you after you put a load in it.
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? "DOE!"
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.
what do you call an autistic police officer? special forces
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
"Can you show me what rape is?"
What did the plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me! 😂
What’s Brock from Pokemon's favorite food?
Brockoli.
What did the dalmatian dog say after he finished his meal?
"That hit the spot?"