Whats jokes
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character?
Harry Potter.
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
You’ll only need a single nail to hang the picture frame up.
A woman is slightly drunk, watching a video, when she yells at the screen, "Don't go into that church you dumb bitch!"
Her husband asks, "What are you watching?"
"Our wedding video."
A wife says to her husband, "You're always pushing me around and talking behind my back." "What do you expect?" he says, "You're in a fucking wheelchair!"
Memes
What happend for them to put this sign up?
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
What kind of man would be a lesbian's best friend? A decimen.
Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid), what comes after X?
The quiet kid: Splosion.
Teacher: What comes after A?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Teacher: Faints.
What do my parents have in common with Nemo? They can't be found.
A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
What’s another term for a lesbian?
A vagetarian.
What is the last thing you wanna see during a prostate exam?
The doctor taking off his watch.
What do you call a tent for lesbians?
Finger Hut.
What’s a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.
What does food and dark humour have in common?
Not everybody gets it.
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean?
"Oh my God, you're such a beach!"
What's 10 inches and makes women scream?
Cot death!
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. 😂
What do humans and monkeys have in common? They both hang from trees.