Whats jokes
What do you call a terrorist in water?
A bath bomb 😁
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
What is it you can give at Christmas and still keep? Herpes.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do when nobody's home?
Beat it.
What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common?
They are both twisted.
What do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef.
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? "Do you want to go home?"
What's an orphan's least favorite film? Family Guy.
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid), what comes after X?
The quiet kid: Splosion.
Teacher: What comes after A?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Teacher: Faints.
What’s another term for a lesbian?
A vagetarian.
What is the last thing you wanna see during a prostate exam?
The doctor taking off his watch.
What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?
"Family strong, but not that strong."
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar.
What was the first sport played on the moon?
Capture the flag.
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Please grind me!
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?
You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.
What do depressed people do when they’re bored?
They “Hang” Out.