Whats jokes
Q: What will we give to a sick lemon?
A: Lemon aid.
What does Santa say about my mom? HO HO HO!
"Lizzie Borden took an axe. And gave her mother forty whacks. When she saw what she had done, She gave her father forty-one."
What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?
I take my boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
What does a depressed person and a jacket have in common?
They’re both hanging in the closet.
What did one butthole say to the other?
"I don't know WHAT got into me last night!"
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
What fits neatly into a hole, slides nicely between breasts, and if used wrong could choke someone? A seatbelt.
What's the difference between the righteous and a sinner?
You decide.
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"
Kid: "A leopard."
Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."
Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
What kind of birds stick together?
Vel-crows.
What does lmao mean?
Launch Missiles at orphanage.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.
What do Olympic sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast!
Titanic walks into a bar. Britannic: "What would you like to drink?" Titanic: "An iceberg."
What are the wedding vows of a suicide bomber?
Til death do we park.