Whats jokes
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung.
What time is it when you get home, can you walk home and walk?
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry.
What do you call a person who cares for chickens?
A chicken tender.
What do you call a ghost bee?
Boobees.
Memes
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!
Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
What did the bull say to his son when he was going to school? "Bison!"
Q: What will we give to a sick lemon?
A: Lemon aid.
What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment.
What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?
What does Santa say about my mom? HO HO HO!
What movie do atheists watch for Christmas?
"Coincidence on 34th Street."
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?
One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean.
What do you call a magic owl?
HOOdini
What is it you can give at Christmas and still keep? Herpes.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?
You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.
What was the first sport played on the moon?
Capture the flag.
What do you call a terrorist in water?
A bath bomb 😁