Whats jokes
What movie do atheists watch for Christmas?
"Coincidence on 34th Street."
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung.
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!
Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "What's wrong with me!" "Calm down, calm down. Just pull yourself together!"
What is a panda's favorite cooking implement?
A pan-duh.
What does Santa say about my mom? HO HO HO!
What did the bull say to his son when he was going to school? "Bison!"
What do you call a person who cares for chickens?
A chicken tender.
What do you call a ghost bee?
Boobees.
What time is it when you get home, can you walk home and walk?
Q: What will we give to a sick lemon?
A: Lemon aid.
What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?
What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment.
What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? "Do you want to go home?"
What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common?
They are both twisted.
What kind of man would be a lesbian's best friend? A decimen.
Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid), what comes after X?
The quiet kid: Splosion.
Teacher: What comes after A?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Teacher: Faints.
What do you call a terrorist in water?
A bath bomb 😁
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.