Whats jokes
What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
What goes pop pop sizzle sizzle?
Two dead babies in an acid bath.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quickly Robin, to the Batmobile!"
What did Batman do when he went shopping?
Got ham!
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
Shorts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's sniff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet, And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag.
It's not what you think it is. It's a Lipton tea bag.
Get your mind together!
What part of the vegetable is the hardest to eat? The wheelchair.
What’s yellow and can’t swim??
A school bus with elementary kids.
Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle: Who is that?
Snover2: That is Snow.
Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Robetoe.
What do tigers wear in the winter?
A striped sweater.
What's worse than placing 10 babies in a trash can?
Placing 1 baby in 10 trash cans...
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
What do you call an octopus whose father left?
An octopie.
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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.