what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.
Whats Jokes
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
What is an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
What was the ONLY difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples got picked.
What kind of shoes does a kidnapper wear?
White vans.
Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?
A knife has a point.
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?
You can't run over a yellow line.
What do you call a person with no body and no nose? "Nobody knows."
What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?
BONE-Appetit!
What is the best type of girl to fuck?
Homeless girls, because after, you can drop them off anywhere.
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus.
What can change color and get beat up?
You.
What happened to the frog that parked illegally?
He was toad away.
Get it?
What's a prisoner's favorite game?
Hangman!
What do you call an Irish man that breaks up fights?
Liam Malone.
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?
It's pasture your bedtime.
What’s the hamburgler’s retarded cousin? Aspergler.
