Whats jokes
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
Meals on wheels.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?
They both shoot when they see kids.
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?
You can't run over a yellow line.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What is an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
What kind of shoes does a kidnapper wear?
White vans.
Q. What makes music on your hair?
A. A headband!
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What can change color and get beat up?
You.
What is the best type of girl to fuck?
Homeless girls, because after, you can drop them off anywhere.
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus.
What happened to the frog that parked illegally?
He was toad away.
Get it?
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.