Whats jokes
Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"
what do baby’s and grenades have in common?
They both are silent but then when thrown at someone make a loud noise
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive subject.
What is a orphan's favorite song?
"We Are Family."
What holiday can an orphan not celebrate?
Mother's Day and Father's Day.
Memes
I'M NOT
The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.
What's a Ninja's worst fear?
Garmadon actually winning.
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
Q: What's the best way to carve wood?
A: Whittle by whittle.
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.