Whats jokes
What is the difference between a wheelchair and a walker?
What is the difference between my Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
I don't keep my Lamborghini in my garage.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
Memes
What’s the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
You don’t have sex with a sandwich before you eat it.
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.
Husband: “Honey, what’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection?”
Wife: “ok... what is it?”
Husband: “I don’t have a Ferrari right now.”
What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot.”
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?
A dictator.
What's the difference between a cactus and a school bus?
On a bus all the little pricks are on the inside.
What's the difference between you and a bench?
A bench can hold a family.
What's your religion?
How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
What did the deaf, dumb, blind, paraplegic, autistic baby get for Christmas? AIDs.
Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"