Whats jokes

What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.

What do you call an orphanage?

A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.

Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?

What did the emo kid say to the cashier? ... "Scan my wrists."

What did The Rock say to his dad?

"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"

What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?

Their ankles.

What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.

What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation to the orphanage :)

What did the cat say when he got mad?

I'm hissed!

What do you call a deer that has no eye? No-eye deer!

What are two plus sides to being an orphan?

1. All your snacks are family sized.

2. No one can make jokes about your mama.

What happens when a battery commits a crime? They get charged!

What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?

Hot Wheels.

What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.

What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.

What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?

An emo.

There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.

She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."

Son said, "But I can't see."

Mom said, "That's the point."

What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?

The NBA.