Whats jokes
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
Meals on wheels.
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
Q. What makes music on your hair?
A. A headband!
Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?
A knife has a point.
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?
You can't run over a yellow line.
What kind of shoes does a kidnapper wear?
White vans.
What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?
BONE-Appetit!
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus.
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.