Whats jokes
A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli.
What do you call a terrorist in water?
A bath bomb 😁
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
What's an orphan's least favorite film? Family Guy.
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?
One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean.
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you cannot helium, you have to curium. If you cannot curium, you have to barium!
What do you call a magic owl?
HOOdini
What is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2
What movie do atheists watch for Christmas?
"Coincidence on 34th Street."
What do you call a clever clock?
Clockwise.
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
What does Santa say about my mom? HO HO HO!
What do you call a person who cares for chickens?
A chicken tender.
What did the bull say to his son when he was going to school? "Bison!"
Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
What time is it when you get home, can you walk home and walk?
Last words of the mayor of Hiroshima: “What the fuck was that noise?”
What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a light bulb.