Whats jokes
What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?
A microwave won't brown your meat.
What do pedophiles and Sandy Hook have in common?
Shooting up schoolchildren.
What does a carpenter do after a one night stand?
The second nightstand.
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
Memes
What's black and white and hard as nails? A nun on speed!
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore!
What did the dalmatian dog say after he finished his meal?
"That hit the spot?"
What did the plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me! 😂
what do you call an autistic police officer? special forces
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
"Can you show me what rape is?"
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? "DOE!"
What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What do you call suicidal Hitler?
Slitler.
What makes depressed kids jump?
Bridges!
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits a car's windshield at 100 mph?
Its ass.
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂