Whats jokes
What's a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer.
Q: What will we give to a sick lemon?
A: Lemon aid.
What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment.
What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?
What kind of birds stick together?
Vel-crows.
What does lmao mean?
Launch Missiles at orphanage.
What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.
What is the first thing you should always take care of first after a car crash?
The witnesses.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
What do Olympic sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast!
What's the difference between the righteous and a sinner?
You decide.
What fits neatly into a hole, slides nicely between breasts, and if used wrong could choke someone? A seatbelt.
What does a depressed person and a jacket have in common?
They’re both hanging in the closet.
What did one butthole say to the other?
"I don't know WHAT got into me last night!"
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Domi-nose.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
... family photo.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? An apple gets picked.