Whats jokes
What was the first sport played on the moon?
Capture the flag.
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Please grind me!
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli.
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"
Kid: "A leopard."
Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."
Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.
What's the difference between the righteous and a sinner?
You decide.
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.
What do Olympic sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast!
A woman is in the hospital giving birth. The doctor comes up to her afterwards.
Dr: "I'm sorry, I have good news and bad news."
Woman: "What's the bad news?"
Dr: "Your baby is Ginger!"
Woman: "Ok, so what's the good news?"
Dr: "It's dead!"
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
... family photo.
Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
When the doctor asks you what your zodiac sign is,
You respond: "cancer."
Doctor says: "Well, what a coincidence!"
What is the first thing you should always take care of first after a car crash?
The witnesses.
What kind of birds stick together?
Vel-crows.