Whats jokes
Dad joke time:
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
What does a noisy chilli do?
It gets jalapeno business.
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
Why can't an orphan get offended?
What are they gonna do, tell their mom?
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. 😂
Memes
What's the difference between twin towers and McDonald's?
One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru.
What's the difference between my mum and my dad?
My mum stayed.
What hit the ground first, the feather or the depressed kid?
The feather, the rope was stopping the kid.
What's 10 inches and makes women scream?
Cot death!
What runs but never stops?
Q: What do you call a Mexican man that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
What does food and dark humour have in common?
Not everybody gets it.
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean?
"Oh my God, you're such a beach!"
What’s the similarity between your uncle and your hands?
They can both do dirty things.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?
The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.
What turns a girl on more than having sex with her?
When she finds out that you have a vibrator too.
What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.
What do you call a bunch of bi-racial, retarded kids? Mixed vegetables.
What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?
A microwave won't brown your meat.
What do you call a steak that tastes bad?
A MISsteak.