Whats jokes
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
What time is it?
What's fun to search for in investigation?
The Milky Way!
What did one butthole say to the other?
"I don't know WHAT got into me last night!"
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
What do you call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."
What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?
A Brick can get laid.
What did the first rape victim say to the second rape victim?
"You are a consequence of rape!"
What shoe size is Stephen Hawking?
It doesn't matter—he can't walk anyway.
What do birds use to check their grades?
Air-ies...
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
What do you call a bullet head?
JFK.
"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
What kind of experience does a feminazi have for being a feminist?
Being a bitch.
Q: What's green and yellow and eats balls?
A: Gonorrhea.
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.