What do you call a bunch of bi-racial, retarded kids? Mixed vegetables.
Whats Jokes
What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.
What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?
A microwave won't brown your meat.
What do you call a steak that tastes bad?
A MISsteak.
What do pedophiles and Sandy Hook have in common?
Shooting up schoolchildren.
why did i laugh at this? this is alot like someone I know.. hmm- ( in the cmmts write who u think it is!)
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.
What's black and white and hard as nails? A nun on speed!
What does a carpenter do after a one night stand?
The second nightstand.
What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family.
What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.
What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.
Doctor: You'll be at peace soon, sir.
Me: What? Am I dying?
Doctor: No, your wife is.
What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
What is the difference between a comedian and a clown?
A comedian leads Ukraine, and a clown leads America.
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
What do you call suicidal Hitler?
Slitler.
What makes depressed kids jump?
Bridges!
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
