Whats jokes
What did one butthole say to the other?
"I don't know WHAT got into me last night!"
Titanic walks into a bar. Britannic: "What would you like to drink?" Titanic: "An iceberg."
What's a book never written? Beautiful sights by a mountain, by a rocky hill!
What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Domi-nose.
What are the wedding vows of a suicide bomber?
Til death do we park.
Memes
why did i laugh at this? this is alot like someone I know.. hmm- ( in the cmmts write who u think it is!)
What's the difference between the righteous and a sinner?
You decide.
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"
Kid: "A leopard."
Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."
Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never try to legislate against?
A school shooting.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
What's a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer.
What fits neatly into a hole, slides nicely between breasts, and if used wrong could choke someone? A seatbelt.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?
I take my boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
What does a bouncy airplane sound like?
Boeing Boeing Boeing...
Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.
What's life if you don't have one...
What makes a nuke and divorce the same?
It only takes one of each to end your life.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.