Whats jokes
What do you call an Indian babysitter?
Nanny.
A girl asked, "Can I have some nuts too?"
Boy: "Sure, what ones ;)"
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?
I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
What is it called when two Mexicans play basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What's the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?
When the air blower blew, it did not wipe out Hiroshima.
Whatβs red and very rare?
A baby in a blender.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Daddy's Home.
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
What do u call a girl that runs faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin!
What is the American virus? Diabetes.
Hey, the biggest distraction will never be my tattoos in this facility if you understand what I am saying.
But in all seriousness, welcome to the biggest frat party taking place near the ocean. I am most likely going to tell my family this or maybe not, depending what's going down. I am very adaptive through different circumstances.
"Lizzie Borden took an axe. And gave her mother forty whacks. When she saw what she had done, She gave her father forty-one."
Dad: Johnny! Johnny!
Little Johnny: Yes, Papa?
Dad: Did you hit your brother?
Little Johnny: No, Papa!
Dad: Telling lies?
Little Johnny: No, Papa!
Dad: Let me see your fist.
Little Johnny: Ha ha ha!
Dad: What is so funny?
Little Johnny: You are, Dad, because I don't have a brother!
Dad: >:(
Little Johnny: What? It's true!
Dad: You do have a point there, Johnny.
Little Johnny: Love you, Dad!
Dad: Love you too, son.
What are clowns good at?
Little Johnny was not paying attention in class, so the teacher told him, "Do you know what happens when you don't pay attention?"
Little Johnny said, "No, what?"
She answered, "The principal's office."
Then little Johnny said, "Hey teach, do you know what it means when you have balls on your chin?"
The teacher answered, "No, what?"
"You have a d!ck in your mouth!"
What is your snow βοΈ name? X-ray.
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
What does a cat say when it's angry?
- Stop stressing meowt!
Mom: Hey son, what does "idk" and "idc" mean?
Son: I donβt know and I donβt care.
Mom: Excuse me?
Son: Oh, and by the way, Mom, whatβs for dinner?
I donβt know and I donβt care.