Cermet at a Funeral

This is a dark joke playing on the fact that puppets are inanimate objects and cannot speak on their own. Kermit the Frog, as a puppet, would not be able to say anything at Jim Henson's funeral.

• Funeral
• Frog
• Morbidity
• Death
• Nothing
• Mourning

• Did you hear about the person who died? I would tell you about him, but he died.
• What did the frog say to the pedophile?
• What’s the worst thing to do at a funeral? The corpse.
• They asked me to speak at this funeral, and I said, "Of corpse!"