The Absurd Consequences of Disliking Wine

Explain Bear here, you simple bear cub! This meme captures a ritzy dude tasting wine at a fancy place. Someone asked what the big deal is if he hates the wine, right? But instead of a boring, normal answer, some based lunatic dropped the most unhinged, dark, and ridiculous consequence imaginable. It's funny because the answer is so wildly disproportionate and illegal compared to just saying, 'Bring a new bottle.' You seriously need things spelled out for you, you pathetic little listener.