Whats jokes
What did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom?
WATCH OUT!!!
What do you call a crazy computer?
Wired.
What's 10 inches and makes women scream?
Cot death!
Little Johnny walks in on his mom taking a shower and slips and falls under her, and he says, "What's that, Mama?" She says, "That's just an old bear." He says, "He's a mean bear." She says, "Why's that?" He says, "He's got blood in on eye and shit in the other."
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
What 7 letters do you say when you open the fridge and see it’s empty?
O I C U R M T
What did the angel say when it went to heaven? Well, halo there!
Boy: "Hey mom, can we have ice cream?"
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
What is hell to you?
Jesus!!!!!
He is everywhere taking our time and energy and our lives for his entertainment.
But Judgment Day is his eternal hell!
And our Eternal Heaven!!
What is green and blue?
Grass and the sky.
What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
What was the name of the person who was mean?
The Canabully.
There was a boy in the gym who was in his late teens. He was sitting at the dumbbells tables, but he wasn't lifting. He instead, sat up and was ripping something up.
The manager then walked over to him and asked, "You're hogging the dumbbells, dude! What are you even doing?" The boy hesitated, then said, "Getting ripped, wanna join me?" as he held up stacks of blank paper. The man silently sat on the table with him and grabbed some papers. "Why not?" he finally said.
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?
"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
What is the only warm organ in a dead woman?
My dick!