Whats jokes
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear hahaha.
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
The Dark Knight Rises.
What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family.
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!
what do you call an autistic police officer? special forces
What did the dalmatian dog say after he finished his meal?
"That hit the spot?"
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore!
What did the plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me! 😂
Him: What's the difference between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com?
Her: What?
Him: Nothing, either way you will be dating your cousin.
What is purple, small, and rinsed off in a drainer?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇
What’s Brock from Pokemon's favorite food?
Brockoli.
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? "DOE!"
What do you call a cow that eats grass?
A lawn mooer.
Your legs are just like Oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat what's in between.
What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't follow you after you put a load in it.