Whats jokes
What is the difference between a wheelchair and a walker?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
"Mice Krispies!"
I asked what LGBTQ stands for, and I couldn’t get a straight answer.
What kind of band never plays music?
Doctor asks his patient, "What is your zodiac sign?"
Patient replies, "Cancer." Doctor says, "What a coincidence!"
Memes
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
What do you call an Asian k9? E10
What happens if an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
He breaks his nose.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!
Officer: You OK, kid?
Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.
Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*
When officer leaves:
Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?
What do u call a lesbian dinosaur?
I like alottopuss.
What is the point of buttchins?
To catch flies.
What's big and white and can't climb trees?
A fridge.
Q: What's really long and black?
A: The line at KFC.
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
What is an Italian massage?
An Italian Catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during Lent.