Whats jokes
What does a carpenter do after a one night stand?
The second nightstand.
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's cunt?
Putting in 12 and sucking out 13.
What's fast and almost got away?
A Mexican jumping the border.
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!
What's black and white and hard as nails? A nun on speed!
What's the difference between a porn star and a mosquito?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
The Dark Knight Rises.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.
What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't follow you after you put a load in it.
What did the dalmatian dog say after he finished his meal?
"That hit the spot?"
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore!
What did the plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me! 😂
What’s Brock from Pokemon's favorite food?
Brockoli.
Him: What's the difference between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com?
Her: What?
Him: Nothing, either way you will be dating your cousin.
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? "DOE!"
What is purple, small, and rinsed off in a drainer?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇
what do you call an autistic police officer? special forces
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!