Whats jokes
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!
What's the difference between my arm and legs? Nothing. I slit both of them.
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
Memes
What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree?
The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What is an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
What was the ONLY difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples got picked.
Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?
A knife has a point.
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?
You can't run over a yellow line.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What kind of shoes does a kidnapper wear?
White vans.
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus.
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.