Whats jokes
What’s Brock from Pokemon's favorite food?
Brockoli.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't follow you after you put a load in it.
What did the plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me! 😂
What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family.
Him: What's the difference between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com?
Her: What?
Him: Nothing, either way you will be dating your cousin.
An American is touring the Soviet Union. A Russian takes him to a school so he can see what it's like. He asks the kids if they like the Soviet Union. All of the kids say yes, they love it. All but one. That kid bursts out crying. The American asks what's wrong, and he cries, "I want to live in the Soviet Union!"
What is the strongest weapon in India?
The red button (this is a fact).
One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,
"What part of the dog did you get?"
What does a cop say when you shoot a ginger?
I guess orange is the new black.
What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?
A Mexican.
What do you call an army of disabled people?
Special forces.
What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?
The Furred Reich.
Doctor: "I'm sorry, but you suffer from a terminal illness and only have 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean 10? 10 what? months? weeks?"
Doctor: "9, 8, 7..."
what's worse than a baby in a trash can? A baby in two trash cans.
What's the difference between my arm and legs? Nothing. I slit both of them.
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree?
The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.
What part do people slit the most?
Everyone.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.