What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
Whats Jokes
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick. Get your head out of the gutters... Jeez!
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
What is the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."
What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?
Special forces.
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
A little riddle...
Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?
...
Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?
The vegetable gets picked.
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple actually got picked.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
