Whats jokes
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!
What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "You're dead to me."
Jack and Jill went up a hill, each with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down, and she had two-fifty! Oh, what a whore! (Andrew Dice Clay joke.)
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.
What do you call a burnt retard?
Tomato
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
What did the water say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
What do you call a magic car?
A flying carpet.
What time are most dentist appointments? Tooth hurty.
It's about bottling.
It's about crying.
I stay finished, I fake retire.
Put in the diving.
Put in the ghosting
And take my fake trophies.
Eibar and Bolivia in my veins.
My Barcelona banged by Bayern.
I bottle the game, so what's my farmer's name? (Pessi)
What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s?
Not getting the job at McDonald’s.
Q: What is the opposite of 'Dominos'?
A: Domi doesn't know!
What’s the difference between a thief and a pervert?
One will snatch your watch, the other will watch your snatch.
Me: What's yellow and can't swim?
My sister: What??
Me: A school bus filled with kids.
What do cannibals call newborn babies?
Fresh fruit.
What's an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌