Whats jokes
What does a bouncy airplane sound like?
Boeing Boeing Boeing...
What makes a nuke and divorce the same?
It only takes one of each to end your life.
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? An apple gets picked.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
Top tip; if your wife asks, "What would you like to do to my body?" 'Identify it' is the wrong answer.
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.
What's the difference between the righteous and a sinner?
You decide.
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"
Kid: "A leopard."
Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."
Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
What's the difference between me and a rope?
The rope doesn't hang from itself.
This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?
What do depressed people do when they’re bored?
They “Hang” Out.
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar.
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?
"Family strong, but not that strong."