Whats jokes
Top tip; if your wife asks, "What would you like to do to my body?" 'Identify it' is the wrong answer.
What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
A golfer goes *whack* "darn" and a skydiver goes "darn" *whack.*
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
... family photo.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
Memes
LOL 🤣
When the doctor asks you what your zodiac sign is,
You respond: "cancer."
Doctor says: "Well, what a coincidence!"
What kind of birds stick together?
Vel-crows.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
What does lmao mean?
Launch Missiles at orphanage.
What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.
What do Olympic sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast!
What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?
What does Santa say about my mom? HO HO HO!
What do Time Clocks like to play?
Tick Tack Toe.
What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
What did the swordfish say to the marlin? You're looking sharp.
Last words of the mayor of Hiroshima: “What the fuck was that noise?”
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? An apple gets picked.
Doctor: You need new glasses.
Patient: How'd you know? I haven't even told you what is wrong with me yet.
Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window.