Whats jokes
What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? "Do you want to go home?"
what did Bruce Willis say after he had a vasectomy? "snip-y ki yay motherfucker"
Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid), what comes after X?
The quiet kid: Splosion.
Teacher: What comes after A?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Teacher: Faints.
What's the difference between a penis and the bible? Nothing, the priest shoved them both down my throat.
What do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef.
A wife says to her husband, "You're always pushing me around and talking behind my back." "What do you expect?" he says, "You're in a fucking wheelchair!"
What do my parents have in common with Nemo? They can't be found.
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
A woman is slightly drunk, watching a video, when she yells at the screen, "Don't go into that church you dumb bitch!"
Her husband asks, "What are you watching?"
"Our wedding video."
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
What was the first sport played on the moon?
Capture the flag.
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Please grind me!
What do you call a terrorist in water?
A bath bomb 😁
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
What's an orphan's least favorite film? Family Guy.
What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?
"Family strong, but not that strong."
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?
You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.
What is the last thing you wanna see during a prostate exam?
The doctor taking off his watch.
What's the difference between Derek Boogaard and Kurt Cobain? Nothing, they were both fucked in the brain when they died.
What do depressed people do when they’re bored?
They “Hang” Out.