Whats jokes

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

... family photo.

What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?

I don’t like the taste of broccoli.

What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."

What's the difference between me and a rope?

The rope doesn't hang from itself.

What's an orphan's least favorite store?

Family Dollar.

What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?

"Family strong, but not that strong."

This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.

What do depressed people do when they’re bored?

They “Hang” Out.

What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.

What kind of birds stick together?

Vel-crows.

What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.

What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.

What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?

A party popper.

What's a book never written? Beautiful sights by a mountain, by a rocky hill!

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What does a depressed person and a jacket have in common?

They’re both hanging in the closet.

What did one butthole say to the other?

"I don't know WHAT got into me last night!"

What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)

What fits neatly into a hole, slides nicely between breasts, and if used wrong could choke someone? A seatbelt.