Whats jokes
What's an orphan's least favorite film? Family Guy.
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
A person asks a taxidermist what they do for a living. The taxidermist replies, "Oh, you know, stuff."
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli.
Memes
best mug of the year or what?
This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
What's the difference between me and a rope?
The rope doesn't hang from itself.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar.
What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?
"Family strong, but not that strong."
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
What do depressed people do when they’re bored?
They “Hang” Out.
"Lizzie Borden took an axe. And gave her mother forty whacks. When she saw what she had done, She gave her father forty-one."
What does a depressed person and a jacket have in common?
They’re both hanging in the closet.
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.