Whats jokes
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.
What do you expect when you get out of a bar?
Your mom naked LOLOLOLOL.
What is the difference between the government and organized crime?
Only one of them is organized.
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat.
Wanna know what my favorite feeling is? Warmth. Fuck, I left the oven on!
What does a grape do if a rhino is about to squash it?
Nothing, it just lets out a little wine.
Q: What do gay horses say?
A: "Geigh!"
What's worse than Aaron with Down syndrome?
Aaron with a rope.
What did one terrorist say to their kid?
“Here comes the airplane!” “Here comes the other one!”
What do you call a girl with only one leg? Eileen.
What about an Asian girl with only one leg? Irene.
What do you get when you combine a penis and a potato?
A dictator.
What’s the difference between Jesus and the toddler in my basement?
Jesus died a virgin.
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.
What do you do when you see a kid alone? You beat them up and say, "It was self-defense!"
What is 2+2? Fish.
What do birds and planes have in common?
They both fly into building windows.
What the hehehehehehe?
What's the difference between my ass and the toddlers in my uncle's basement?
My ass doesn't cry when he sticks it in late at night.
What do you call a dick?
Suck my dick!
What did the ball say to the other ball? "You're baller!"